November 7th 9:00 AM
Felixburg
oldmanchan: guys I have a good joke!
seen by 7
oldmanchan: i promise it will be good!
leeknow: okay fine tell us
oldmanchan: why did the chicken cross the road?
leeknow: why did it cross the road?
seungtheman: did it get run over?
Felly: seungmin-
oldmanchan: to get to the stupid idiots' house!
dumbass: ohh wait i've heard this one bahahaha
oldmanchan: SHUT UP
pizzaslice: i'm confused, where's the funny part
Jisuck: ur mom
pizzaslice: 😐
oldmanchan: SHUT UP I'M NOT FINISHED
Jisuck: okay okay damn
oldmanchan: knock knock
leeknow: who's there?
oldmanchan: the chicken.
Felly: huh?
Felly: wait
Felly: OHHHH BAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
leeknow: i don't get it.
oldmanchan: read it again
leeknow: ???
leeknow: OH WAIT BITCH EXCUSE ME?
pizzaslice: BAHAHAHHAHAH I GET IT
savagefetus: adfjlfldlfojoh93hofaodladfjujypapiladfhafd
Jisuck: NAHH LEE KNOW IS SMART AND BEAUTIFUL
leeknow: oh thank you
oldmanchan: can i tell another one?
leeknow: No.
seungtheman: No.
dumbass: No.
Felly: no
Jisuck: No.
pizzaslice: No.
savagefetus: sure!
oldmanchan: yay! knock knoc-
dumbass: FELIX HOLY SHIT THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM
Jisuck: you two are doomed
Felly: a spider??
Felly: lmao i'll get it
dumbass: omg thank-
Felly: WHAT THE HELL
Felly: HYUNJIN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT THAT LITTLE MF BIGGER THAN MY HAND
pizzaslice: pretty small then, i'm assuming
Felly: shut up you probably can't even see the top of my head
pizzaslice: OH MY GOD I AM NOT SHORT
pizzaslice: just...
pizzaslice: vertically challenged
leeknow: *w h e e z e*
pizzaslice: SHUT UP
dumbass: THE SPIDER JUMPED ON THE TOILET SEAT OMG OMG
dumbass: I THINK IT'S DANCING
savagefetus: a dancing spider?
Felly: yeah no i'm calling the fire department
seungtheman: don't you aussies live and breath alongside spiders like its nothing
Felly: just because i live with them doesn't mean i like them fuuuudjfhjkahdkfhouw
dumbass: IT TRIED TO JUMP ON ME HOLY ASSFARTS
dumbass went offline
Felly: OMG I'LL SAVE YOU
Felly went offline
pizzaslice: what is happening
seungtheman: no clue
oldmanchan: alr now can i tell my jok-
leeknow: No.
YOU ARE READING
Stray Kids - The Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, sit back, relax, and prepare to be bombarded by idiocy. -use of language
