Temple of the Lion

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Aether: I'l say this again, even though I got roasted, but are you sure you have parents?

Paimon: I don't, unless a hand is considered a parent.

Aether: ...What?

Paimon: Well, I can't remember what my life was like. The only memory I remember is someone's hand.

Aether: So... you have amnesia?

Paimon: I guess.

Aether: Oh my god. We're not going that convenient memory loss trope.

Paimon: Well, no can do, Aether.

Aether: Fine... let's go to the next temple. If I remember, that is where Lisa is.

Paimon: Ok. I hope we don't fight another monster like those two.

Aether: Paimon, in my experience in traveling. Saying that is not going to happen, will happen. That's the common law of Murphy's law. 

Paimon: So, you're saying...

Aether: There's another waiting at the temple with the element resistant to Anemo.

Paimon: ...Where in Teyvat did Stormterror got those monsters.

Aether: I don't know, but when you have a character who's element is not effective against an opponent, it takes a while to beat them to death.

Aether and Paimon head towards the Temple of the Lion, located at Falcon Coast. While heading towards there, they defeated some hilichurls and slimes while finding some treasures and that sweet succulent double A primogems. Aether take this advantage to go hunting down those charming sexy stars filled with greed to offer the lord of gacha, RNGesus.

After a while, they go back in track to going to the Temple of the Lion and after a while, they reach their destination. Near the entrance is Lisa, the librarian of Mondstadt and unofficially or officially the lewdest character Hoyoverse is legally allowed to have in this game.

Lisa: Hey cutie.

Paimon: Hi, Lisa.

Aether: We're here to help.

Lisa: How kind of you. 

Paimon: Anyway, Paimon hopes that she didn't jinx herself, but, is there a monster that its protecting the Dragon's breath?

Lisa: Well, sorry for the bad news, but there is a monster protecting the stone that powers Stormterror.

Aether: See, if there something that is not going to happen, it will happen.

Paimon: Paimon jinxed us.

Aether: Does it have any element weakness?

Lisa: Well, Electro didn't have any effect on it, and since it throw fireballs when I met it, Anemo won't work as well.

Aether: Oh, great. So, none of us have the right element to break its tough shell.

Lisa: Don't be discourage. I already called in someone to help us take down the monster.

Paimon: Who?

Lisa: They said that they will come late due to a huge amount of hilichurls, samachurls, and lawachurls at the east side of Mondstadt.

Paimon: Woah, but, they won't make it since those guys are tough to beat.

Lisa: Don't worry, she's a professional, and she's Siegfried's daughter.

Aether: Wait, Sirin?

Lisa: Ah, you met our resident empress, huh?

Aether: Yea, met her when we fought a monster that my element didn't have a effect on. She has that prideful personality of hers that reminds me of a certain Archer.

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