Hi, my names Gabriel, and -
WRONG STORY!
What? Oh...
I have a message anyway
From who?
Crystal_Wolf358
Is that her real name?
... If that even a question? Of course it is, people of the 21st century are crazy
That's something to keep in mind young Lightwoods, never -
WRONG STORY!
That doesn't mean I can't offer life saving advice
I need to tell the readers my message Gabriel!
... Fine
A new chapter of Crystal_Wolf 358's story 'Mother of Mine' has just been posted
She has a story? I thought she just hit her screen when she was on wattpad
No, she writes as well
Who would have thought
Do you want to tell them our news Gabriel?
What news?
About our story
Oh okay then. Don't forget to check out the new update of our fantabulouse story, 'the Lightwood guide to everything, staring me: Gabriel Lightwood
And me: Gideon Lightwood
But mostly me
Don't forget who came up with the idea Gabriel
Who?
Crystal_Wolf 358
She should stick to hitting the screen and leave the advise to us
I agree
So I guess, read the Lightwood brothers guide to everything on Crystal_Wolf358's account and we'll speak again on the next update
Bye
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If you haven't read tlbgte the italics is Gabriel and bold is Gideon but you probably figured that out
Its so ooc you don't even understand
So yeah if you haven't read tlbgte, just read it. And if you don't like how ooc it is spam me with hate comments I'll just sit and laugh evily as I continue to make plans for mother of mine.
News flash: I decided to re read cit of bones BAM!
well I finally actually brought the books (I borrowed them before) and I want to read them now (in my head I'm saying this in a really childish voice so just imagine that)
I should edit this but I can't be bothered...
Actually I'm gonna edit it
I edited it
There was one mistake
Its gone now
BAM SO WORTH THE 40 SECONDS IT TOOK ME!!!!!
it probably took more than 40 seconds, or less I wasn't counting...
I didn't edit the rambling at the end that I'm doing now though because I never edit rambling that's the point
I don't edit rants either
I HAVE OVER 60 CHAPTERS WHO EVEN READS THIS ANYMORE!
MY FIRST CHAPTER HAS LIKE 50 VUEWS AND NOW MY LATER CHAPTERS HAVE LIKE 5 AT MOST!
do any of you just keep clicking on and off of chapters so I get more views
I don't suppose you do
That would be a fine way to waste time
Am I actually still talking?
BYE MA LIL WANSHCHABASHANTALAS!!!
try and pronounce that
W - ah - n - sh - ch - ah - ba -sh - ah - n - t - ah - l - ah -s
Wanshchabashantalas
Wan such a bad hang alas
That's what auto correct turned it into
Jem: bye!
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