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Jem and songs and other drabble

Sometimes I listen to songs and think what would Jem think of this?

One word

Anoconda

Like seriously I'm like hes probably already thrown Tessa's phone on the floor and started jumping on it about 10 seconds I mean its like

*music playing*

Jem: WHAT IS THIS!!!

Tessa: its...

Jem: *grabs Tessas phone and throws it on the floor*

Tessa: JEM!

Jem: its for your own safety!

Jem: *jumps on Tessa's phone*

Tessa: YOU GOING TO BRAKE IT!!!

Jem: HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THIS!!!

Tessa: what's so bad about it?

Jem: TESSA! WHATS WRONG WITH IT? I WOULD EXPECT THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOUR FROM WILL!

Tessa: are you scolding me?

Jem: ... Maybe

Tessa: get off my phone

Jem: not unless you promise you delete that song

Tessa: I promise

Jem: gets of phone

*music starts playing again*

Jem: BY THE ANGEL!!!

that's totally what happens

What would Jem think if YouTube... And tumblr!

Imagine Tessa on tumblr looking at some book edits and Jem sees and gets all interested and then she scrolls down and he's just like

Jem: BY THE ANGEL! WHAT IS THAT!

Tessa: its just an edit

Jem: I don't get it

Tessa: THATS BECAUSE ITS ABOUT MY BOOKS!!!

Jem: okay...

Tessa: DONT JUDGE ME!!!

Jem: okay...

Tessa: I CAN SENSE YOU JUDGING ME!!!

Jem: I'm not judging you

Tessa: I KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE GUS AND HAZEL SAY OKAY SO YOU CANT SAY OKAY BECAUSE GUS AND HAZEL SAY OKAY OKAY?

Jem: okay...

Tessa: OH MY GOD!!!

And then he catches her reading sexy fanfiction

Jem: Tessa what... OH BY THE ANGEL WHAT ARE YOU READING OH MY GOD!!!

Tessa: its Percy Jackson fanfiction

Jem: I THOUGHT PERCY JACKSON WAS A CHIKDRENS BOOK!!!

Tessa: but the fandom aren't

Jem: WHY WOULD YOU READ THIS?

Tessa: BECAUSE MY FEELS JEM MY FEELS I JUST CANT OH MY GODS WHY WOULD YOU HURT MY FEELS LIKE THIS HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT!!!

Jem: I didn't mean...

Tessa: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CRITISIZE ME FOR READING FANFICTION THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FANFICTION YOU HAVE A CAT SO WHY CANT I READ FANFICTION!!!

Jem: I...

Tessa: AND YOU DONT LIKE TUMBLR EITHER!!!

Jem: ...

Tessa: I'm sorry I shouted

Jem: I'm sorry I judged you

Tessa: I just overreacted

Jem: hug?

Tessa: *Jessa huggles*

Jem: *Jessa huggles*

Jem: wanna go read some fanfiction?

Tessa: with church?

Jem: sure

Tessa: jem?

Jem: yeah?

Tessa: you admitted to judging me

Jem: I know

Well that had a happy ending!

Why do I always imagine Tessa to be such a crazy fangirl?

Jem: because she is

Tessa: mind your tongue!

I believe whatever Jem says

If Jem says its true then its true

I think I was talking about songs at the beginning and got distracted...

Oh well...

Hey do any of you watch booktube? Who are your favourite book tubers?

Me:

Polandbananabooks

Jessethereader

Katytastic

Is there meant to be spaces?

I don't know?

ugh I need to yell something but literally... Oh I just remembered something

So earlier I was thinking do Jem and Tessa have nicknames for each other? Cuz I really want to know

You know I'm one of those people who try to wake up at 5am after going to sleep at 2 on a school night so set alarms on two devices from 5 to 7 and put every alarm on snooze until 7 because I was dreaming and I just wanna continue my dream so I'm just like asleep awake asleep awake for 2 hours...

Anyone else do that?

I was going to say a moment ago that literally the only word I can think of right now is goat so OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

GOATROID!!!!

I swear its a human instinct to say oh my God every time something remotely interesting happens

Like I do that

Also if something surprises me of someone like brushed my arm I'm like OW!!! but if someone punches me or kicks me I'm lime I didn't feel a thing

When inside I'm dying but its funny how it frustrates people

REINDEERAMONSTACTOR

REINDEER A MONOSTRACTOR

OH MY GOD!!!!