Emma: Julian look!
Emma: Jules do you know who that is!
Emma: he's just over there!
Emma: look Jules!
Emma: WAIT! don't look, he'll know we're watching him
Julian: *trying to feed Octavian* who are we watching?
Emma: Jace!
Julian: Jace?
Emma: Jace Wayland dummy! The greatest shadowhunter since Jonothan Sahdowhunter himself *sighs dreamily* isn't he just gorgeous
Julian: sure *returns to feeding Octavian*
Emma: Julian he's looking at me! JULES HE'S LOOKING!
Julian: yeah uh... OCTAVIAN! DON'T THROW THAT!
Octavian: *giggles*
Emma: he's coming over JULES! he's coming over!
Julian: cool LIVVY CAN YOU HELP ME HERE!
Emma: Livvy! Jace is coming over here!
Livia: no way!
Emma: yes way look!
Emma: false alarm he was going over to Clary
Livia: who's Clary?
Emma: his girlfriend
Livia: he has a girlfriend? No fair!
Julian: he's seven years older than you Livvy!
Livia: so? He's dreamy!
Julian: not you too... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THROWING OCTAVIAN!
Octavian: *cries*
Julian: seriously!
Julian: TY! Can you help!
Tiberius: Why can't Livvy or Emma?
Julian: they're staring at Jace Wayland
Tiberius: I'll bring binoculars
Julian: you've got to be kidding me! OCTAVIAN!
Emma: Dru! Come see this!
Drusilla: WHAT?
Livia: It's Jace Wayland!
Drusilla: I'm coming!
Tiberius: bring popcorn!
Julian: what's the big deal about Jace Wayland?
Emma: he's super hot!
Livia: and he can sexily slay a demon
Julian: he's not that hot!
Emma: excuse me! Have you seen his abs?
Julian: ... No...
Emma: point proven
Julian: OCTAVIAN STOO THROWING YOUR FOOD!
Drusilla: let me try *feeds Octavian*
Octavian: *eats*
Julian: I've been out siblinged by and eight year old!
Aline: who are you all looking at?
Emma: Jace Wayland!
Aline: I've kissed him before
Emma: NO. WAY.
Tiberius: I thought you had a girlfriend
Aline: ... So?
Emma: Jules just come look!
Julian: why?
Livia: stop whining Jules and come see
Julian: fine *goes and sees*
Jace: *looks over at Blackthorns, Emma and Aline* are you staring at me?
Blackthorns and Aline: *runs*
Emma: yes, yes I am!
Jace: see Clary I told you I'm irresistible!
Julian: *grabs Emma and runs*
Jace: hey Emma... Where did she go?
Clary: turns out your not so irresistible after all *smirks and leaves*
Jace: well this sucks *leaves too*
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Everything Shadowhunter
FanfictionLiterally the book where I rage about everything to do with shadowhunters while I should be doing other stuff. Includes: - rants - songs - one-shots - screaming - dying over ships - sometimes updates 3 times a day and sometimes not for three weeks ...
