Emma: LIVVY LIVVY LIVVY
Livia: what?
Emma: JACE JUST TEXTED ME
Livia: don't believe you
Drusilla: she's not joking
Livia: WHAT! why you why not me
Drusilla: don't be sulky Livvy he's my boyfriend and he doesn't even have the courtesy to text me!
Julian: he's not your boyfriend Dru
Drusilla: yes he is I asked him and he didn't say no
Julian: you gagged him and threatened to die his hair black
Drusilla: that is the price of true love Jules
Emma: just because he'd never date you outright
Julian: why do I feel like you three dwell on who he loves most too much
Livia: we don't, we think about Jace for a very appropriate amount of time
Drusilla: which just happens to equate to all the time
Julian: how do I live with you?
Emma: because we're such lovable people who aren't obsessant fangirls
Jem: if you want to talk about obsessant fangirls Jules I'm married to one
Tessa: this is the sort of respect I get
Jem: I respect you wholly
Tessa: if you did you'd hurry up and finish queen of shadows because I'm on the edge of spoiling you everything
Drusilla: you finished queen of shadows OMG isn't it amazing!
Tessa: yeah and that bit with Dorian and that bit with Rowan and Aelin and that bit with...
Jem: okay! I get it, I'll hurry up and finish
Julian: I swear if Emma wasn't my parabatai and Dru and Livvy weren't my sisters I would have left by now
Emma: aww don't say that Jules, you know you love us
Livia: love us like we love Jace
Drusilla: more than we love Jace
Emma: is that actually possible
Livia: he'd have to have a hell of a lot of love for us to love us more than we love Jace
Tessa: I wonder what would happen if it started raining books?
Jem: you'd be locked up in a mental institute
Tessa: hell no! I'd chop down everyone who tried to touch me with the hardcovers
Jem: what if they were all paperbacks
Tessa: then the angel bless the sky 'cause we'll be having a serious chat
Julian: yep, how's the asylum coming along?
Jem: itll be packed full of fangirls, no one would want to work there
Emma: he totally loves us all
Livia: I can feel the love radiating from him
Drusilla: but really Tessa, there's probably some pretty feisty paperbacks out there, we'll just have to find them before they take us away
Tessa: your going to be right in the middle of it Dru by my side and you have no choice
Drusilla: I'm perfectly fine with that
*booming noise in the distance*
Livia: TY! YOU'D BETTER FIX THAT BEFORE UNCLE ARTHUR GETS HOME!!!
Julian: *leaves room*
Livia: AND BEFORE JULES GETS DOWNSTAIRS!!!
Tessa: books!
Drusilla: books!
Emma: DESTROY THE BOOKS!!!
Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Tessa: Emma as your elder I demand you jump if a room for that comment
Emma: cool I'll get Jace to catch me
Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Emma: and then he'll take me as his bride and we'll rule the new York institute together
Drusilla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Tessa: books!
Livia: murder
Tessa: books!
Livia: murder
Tessa: books!
Livia: murder
Jem: I hope you mean demon murder Livvy
Livia: yes of course that's what I meant
Tessa: books!
*crashing noise in the distance*
Livia: TIBERIUS!!!
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So that wasn't even remotely funny but whatever I haven't written a chat in a while and I wasn't exactly concentrated on being funny
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