Saving Peach Again!

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You all burst into Bowser's Castle! 

Bowser's Minions: OH NO! IT'S (Y/N) AND HIS FRIENDS! 

Yang: You know, we all have names you know. 

Goomba: Yeah, but it takes a long time to say them all when you're ATTACKING OUR HOME! 

Yang: Fair point. 

She then stomped on the Goomba. 

(Y/N): Let's do this you guys! CHARGE! 

None of the minions even stood a chance against you guys! 

(Y/N): This way everyone! This is going to be a hard battle, so keep your wits up! 

In Bowser's Chamber... 

Bowser: Is it ready by now? 

Kamek: Hang on a second Sire. 

Roman: Just a little bit of a turn there. 

Cinder: Don't forget to add those screws. 

Mercury: Are you sure this is going to work you guys? 

Emerald: Yeah, a giant shaping ray? 

Neo: "This spells disaster." 

Cinder: Why not? We already saw how destructive Lord Bowser can be when he is in a giant form. 

Roman: Exactly! And with this, we'll be able to get him to grow to big size anytime we want! All thanks to Kamek supplying his magic with it! 

Kamek: Oh but of course, you helped with your brains too, Roman! 

Roman: You're too kind my friend! 

The two minions laughed together. 

Neo: "Never before would I have seen Roman and Kamek get along like this before." "It's actually beautiful." 

Bowser: You guys can be buddies later! (Y/N) is going to be here any minute! 

Mercury: Lord Bowser, I think your hatred for (Y/N) is turning into an obsession at this point. 

Bowser: I'm sorry Mercury, but ... ARE YOU THE ONE WHO GETS HIS ASS WHUPPED EVERY SINGLE TIME?! I HAVE LOST THIS MANY TIMES! THIS MANY TIMES! 

Bowser pulled out a list of all of his losses. 

Bowser: I AM NOT SOME JOKE VILLAIN! I WAS THE VERY FIRST BIG BAD IN THE SERIES! I'M THE MOST POPULAR AND RECURRING ANTAGONIST! I AM (Y/N)'S FUCKING ARCHNEMESIS! I AM BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS, AND I WILL BE GIVEN THE RESPECT THAT I DESERVE! 

And then you burst in! 

(Y/N): BOWSER! 

Bowser: Oh! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Y/N), YOU FOOL! You've walked straight into your doom! 

(Y/N): Uh huh. 

Bowser: For you have been a thorn in my side from taking over the world for too long. But now, I have the ultimate power I need to finally crush you once and for all! 

(Y/N): Keep going. 

Bowser: NOW YOU WILL FACE MY WRATH! ROMAN! KAMEK! 

Roman: on it! 

Kamek: Coming right up, Sir! 

The two blast Bowser, and he grew to ginormous size! 

(Y/N): Oh look at that. I would be scared, but- 

You put on the Giant Mask. 

(Y/N): Let's make it even! 

Bowser: FINE! 

You both began to punch at each other, and you were giving him several uppercuts and bruises, but he was also beating you up too! 

(Y/N): AGH! How did- 

Bowser: I've been training! 

He began to spin in his shell and knock you down. 

(Y/N): Impressive. But I can still beat you! 

Bowser: TRY ME! 

He went to kick you, and then stomp on you, but the second attack you dodged and kicked him! 

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

(Y/N): How do you like this? 

You jumped on top of him! 

Bowser: OH CRAP! 

Bowser was taking a bunch of heavy beatings, that he was seeing stars. 

Bowser: Uh ... why are there so many stars? I m- 

Then he was seeing so many versions of Peach. 

Bowser: Hey ... P-Peaches ... want to make ... out? 

He collapsed and turned back to normal. 

(Y/N): You've done good Bowser. But, I'm still stronger. Tough luck buddy. 

You pat him on the head and turned back. 

Kamek: AGH! 

Cinder: You'll pay for this (Y/N)! 

Mercury: You still got to deal with us! 

(Y/N): Not unless my girlfriend has anything to say about it! 

Roman: What girlfriend? 

Peach came out of the cell she was in, which was destroyed during your fight with Bowser. 

Peach: GET AWAY FROM MY MAN! 

Neo: "Uh oh." 

She punched Neo in the face, kicked Mercury in the balls, smashed Roman with her frying pan, knocked Kamek's wand away with her parasol, and beat the living shit out of both Emerald and Cinder! 

Kamek: We need to really update ... our security. 

Roman: What does Lord Bowser even see in her? 

(Y/N): He has good taste for one thing. 

Peach: Hey handsome. 

She jumped into your arms, and you both began to make out with each other. 

(Y/N): How's my number one girl doing? 

Peach: Great. Best birthday rescue ever. 

You both kept kissing as you walked out. 

Bowser shot up in a fit of rage! 

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Oh forget it. I'm going to go eat some ice cream and cry myself to sleep. 

Kamek: Hey, it's okay Lord Bowser. We'll get him next time! 

Kamek was comforting his boss/son-figure/best friend, and the others joined in. 

Neo: "We really need a vacation." 

Roman: What about Junior? 

Cinder: Hmm ... he said he was getting the Koopalings, and- 

Bowser Jr.burst in! 

Bowser Jr.: DAD! I'M HERE TO- 

Bowser: Forget about it, Son. We lost again. 

Bowser Jr.: Aw man! Want me to get the Cookies and Cream for you? 

Bowser: With the Chocolate Chip Cookie dough too. 

Bowser Jr.: You got it! 

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