(Y/N): Alright! Time for more adventure!
Ruby: You ready Weiss?
Weiss: Do ... I have to?
Blake: What does it matter? We've become so much stronger now!
Yang: YEAH! We can do anything at this point!
(Y/N): To adventure girls!
Team RWBY: TO ADVE...
Meruem sat in his palace playing Shogi with a fat human. He had beaten him.
Meruem: Why haven't you conceded defeat?
Fatso: Huh?
Meruem chopped his ear off with his tail.
Fatso: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Meruem: Don't make me say it again. The match was decided 22 moves ago. Why haven't you conceded defeat? DId you think I would make a mistake?
The guy begins to run, only for Merum to finish him off.
Pouf: Alright, next is the Go National Champion.
Meruem: Alright, give me the rule book.
He looked through it.
After a long while...
Meruem beat the Go Champion.
Go Champion: I'M TOO STRESSED AND TIRED! I THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH A FEVER!
Meruem: Very well, I'll give you eight hours and some medicine. I need you in top condition. I have no patience for other excuses.
He then left.
Meruem: Chess, Go, Shogi, the rules may be different, but every first-rate player has a certain rhythm to his play. Learn the basic tactics, and their rhythm becomes clear.
Pouf: A truth shared by all contests of skill. Once enlightened, all parlor games will essentially seem teh same.
Meruem: What else is there?
Pouf: Gungi, it originated here in East Gorteau.
Meruem looked through the rule book.
Pouf: Alright, Youpi!
Youpi: Right.
Youpi got the Gungi champion, who turned out to be a blind girl!
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Komugi (Gungi Champion!)
Komugi: I'm greatly honored to be in your presence Great Leader! I-
Meruem: At ease. We will play Gungi. Now, I have to learn the rules.
Komugi: You don't sound like the Dear Leader.
Meruem: I'm the new King. THe last one died.
Komugi: AGH! I apologize for the lack of courtesy! I-
Meruem: Shut up. I'm learning the rules. Talk again, and I'll kill you.
So Komugi shut her mouth.
Meruem kept reading until he was done.
Meruem: Alright, I got the gist of it, let's play.
