Attack of the Neo Marines!

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We now open up to the Thousand Sunny sailing across the sea as- 

Ruby: YEAH! SING IT BROOK! 

Brook was singing a really ridiculous song about being young, in love, and alive. Which coming from him, was ironic. 

Brook: Thank you thank you, I hope you all enjoyed my performance! 

Ruby: IT WAS GREAT! 

Brook: Why thank you, Ruby, your appreciation is always adorable. Now, if I may ask, do you think I can see your pan- 

Both Weiss and Yang punched him! 

Weiss and Yang: DON'T YOU EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE! 

Brook: Don't worry everyone, I'm okay! I've got a daft skull! YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! 

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Ruby and Weiss: How is that funny? 

Yang: He's hilarious! 

Yamato: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You said it Yang! 

Yang: See? Even Yamato agrees with me! 

Yamato took a swig from some sake. 

Yamato: How about a drink, sisters? This is some of the best sake from Wano. 

Yang: I'll take some! 

Weiss: No thanks, that stuff is too strong. 

Ruby: I'll just stick to some milk. It heals the bones! Right, Brook? 

Brook: THAT'S RIGHT! 

Weiss: On second thought, I'll just ask Sanji for something else. 

???: Or maybe you just need some cola, how about it? IT MAKES YOU SUPER! 

Franky appeared and did his iconic pose! 

Weiss: If it's going to make me as weird as you Franky, then a hard no. 

Franky: OW! That's cold Baby! 

Weiss: Okay, I'm just going to find Chopper and play with him for a bit, because I need a break from this lunacy. 

Ruby: Oh come on Weiss, you know it's always a party on the Thousand Sunny! 

Weiss: All I need now is- 

She was hit by a meat bone being spit out. 

???: Oops! Sorry about that Weiss! I guess I spit it out too hard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Weiss growled in frustration at Luffy. 

Weiss: Everyone, excuse me. 

She grabbed Luffy, and- 

Weiss: YOU UNCIVILIZED, IDIOTIC, MORONIC, STUPID, MINDLESS DOLT! 

The Ice Queen beat him up so badly, it was almost identical to Nami's beatings! 

Luffy: Ow ... s-sorry. 

Weiss: I swear. 

Chopper saw and hid behind a corner. 

Chopper: Note to self ... Weiss is as scary as Nami when she's angry! 

Ruby: Oh just ignore it Choppy! She's as cute as you are! 

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