"Oh fuck no. I will literally throw you in that fucking pool". I yelled at the top of my lungs. "What can I say? I'm the UNO master baby". She shrugged and placed down another +2 card. I didn't have a single plus two. So I lazily grabbed 8 more cards from the grab pile. "You're paying back for this".
"Hasn't she already"? Finneas asked as he pointed to his own neck than at Billie. "That's nothing". Isaid arranging my cards in colors. "Jesus Christ Y/n". Ellie lifted Billie's hair up and saw almost a necklace of hickeys.
Billie let her, her eyes staring at me with pride. "And she loves it so what, let's keep playing so I can win". I grabbed Billie's hand and kissed it before taking a sip of my drink.
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"You want another patty"? I asked Billie as I was outside cooking the meat well fake meat but still. I got myself some of the real deal. "Let someone else cook". Her arms wrapped around me as she sat on the table. The view was absolutely stunning.
"I like cooking the meat. It makes me connect into my animalistic instinct". There was a silent pause and then she bursted out laughing and I could no longer keep a straight face making me join in the laughter.
(A/N:😂 Yall using this ironically or unironically be so fucking fr with me -B)
"Boy shut up". I raised my eyebrow. "Boy"? I questioned pointing the spatula at her. "Yes boy, now make me another hot dog". I flipped a burger patty before coming up with a ridiculous come back, "I have a hot dog for you right here". I grabbed my junk and she shook her head as she walked away. "That's dessert silly". She stepped into the house as I stood there not really shocked maybe a little more excited.
"Hey Y/n". I looked up at who was talking, none other then CLAUDIAAAA. "Hey bud". She smiled at my words. Her plate was full, so I didn't serve her another 'chicken' patty. "Hello bud, anyways" she got closer to me "I heard about what happened to Marco, I'm so sorry sweetie". oh god the tears. "I'm going to over-salt the food Claud". she shook her head. Claudia took the spatula from my hand and spun me to face her. "You don't have to pretend". she embraced me in her arms. "It's going to be okay. You did and are going to do amazing things to help". I tried holding back by keeping my mouth shut, by looking up at the sky hoping the tears would crawl back to where they came from. But her words just, they were what I needed. They were from who I needed.
"Thank you". I managed to utter out. "You're very welcome, where are we going by the way"? She began eating next to me. "We can't go to a club. We also can't be too out in the public just cause I don't think Danny wants shit to hit the fan". I noticed a slight eyebrow furrow but before I could question it, it was gone. "I want to go bowling, maybe go to a diner, and definitely go to a private beach". I listed everything off. "So you won't go to a strip club"? she asked and my eyes widened. "Finneas had this whole plan". She stated before chewing her food again. "Uhm". I gulped. "It wouldn't be right I'm in a relationship". I said with confidence back in my words.
"Girl, I know, we wouldn't plan it without Billie knowing" " She hit my back as soon as I started coughing. "WHAT"?!
"We asked her and she said, and I quote 'OH MY GOD YES'". It was sort of freaky how perfectly she replicated her voice.
"I'll talk wth her, but what strip club"? I asked and she just smiled walking away.
whats up with people walking away from me?
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"Thank you for the food Y/n". Brady, well he tried saying but i could barely understand it with all the food shoved in his mouth. "I don't know what the fuck you just said but you're welcome"? I sat down in between Ellie and a Billie. "Did you guys know that Ellie's real name is Eleanor". I began chewing my food as I felt Ellie's hand smack the back of my head. "Now why did you have to do that shit"? She said rather quickly. "Yall know Y/n is only slightly above average". I shook my head trying to chew faster so I could defend myself.
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FantasyA Billie Eilish short book. Following her actual life but throwing you in it as her romantic partner. Enjoy. (Kind of like an imagine book) gxg gip
