hetalia x male reader

2p America x male reader

Authors note- my sister once tried to pay for her own t-blockers
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"I don't even want to know what you guys did in Olivers kitchen. I don't even want to go into that kitchen ever again." Matthieu said. "We fucked in that kitchen thats ir." Allen said.

"I'm going to be sick." Matthieu said. "Peer pressure made me do it." Allen said. "Bullshit." Matthieu said. "Peer pressure makes me do everything right (Name)." Allen said. "I'm staying out of this." (Name) said.

"Don't fight you two I got all of us here so we could talk." Oliver said. "We all know your gay." Allen said. "What? No that's not what I wanted to talk about at all." Oliver said.

"So your not gay?" Matthieu asked. "No well I mean yes but this has nothing to do with me." Oliver said. "So as you all know I like to hang out with the '1 PS'. And me and Arthur-"

"Does he even let you call him that?" (Name) said interrupting Oliver. "Yes he does we are the closest of friends and I would even dare as to call us Besties." Oliver said.

"Are you sure cause I would call it a one sided relationship." Allen said. "Stop bullying me and let me tell you guys what's going on." Oliver said. "Spill the beans." Matthieu said.

"Some of the '1 PS' are going to be living here and also some of them are going to be living at your guy's houses too." Oliver said. The room was silent. "So you are gay." Allen said.

"Who isn't gay should be the question." (Name) said. "I'm not." Matthieu said. "That's a lie and you know it." Allen said. "Shit you caught my lie." Matthieu replied.

"Why can't you two be more like (Name)." Oliver said. "Uh gee I don't know maybe cause we don't want to be a little-" "if you insult my boyfriend I'll beat you up." Allen said sticking up the middle finger towards Matthieu.

"But am I wrong." Matthieu asked. "Seems pretty accurate I don't like it when people yell at me so..." (Name) said. "So what." Allen said. "No that it I was just trailing off." (Name) said.

"Trailing off to what." Allen said. "Oh my god I raised an idiot." Oliver said walking into the kitchen. "How long did it take to figure that out." Matthieu asked. "I feel like we forgot something." (Name) said.

"Hey guys why is there icing on the floor." Oliver called. Allen started sweating as (Name) had a mid life crisis. "Never mind I'll clean it up like I clean up everything else you guys do." Oliver said.

"You better pray that he doesn't taste any of it." Matthieu said laughing. "Why pray when I can be gay." (Name) said. "Well I'm just gonna leave now if that's all there is to this meeting. See you Oliver." (Name) said.
"Bye (Name)." Oliver said. "See you Mat and Al." (Name) said walking out the door. "See you (Name)." Allen said. "I'll text you if he tastes it." Matthieu said.

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Authors note- sorry this was late I was talking to the garbage man