America x male reader who ya gonna call? not me

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Authors note- I just realized I did a face reveal..... I looked 12
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(Name) attempted to clean some of the ectoplasm off his shirt. "(Name)s got ghost sperm on him!" Alfred yelled. "Alfred I could drop your as a in a second." (Name) replied. "You could but I'd still look handsome while down." Alfred replied. "I hate how your right." (Name) said. "You two quit bickering and come on." Arthur said. "Let's go home then!" Alfred said. "I'll race you." (Name) said beginning to run. "Not fair." Alfred said starting to run. "What do I get if I win?" Alfred said winking. "A kiss but with your pace that's unlikely." (Name) said sticking out his tongue. "That's what you think." Alfred said quickening his pace. (Name) tried speeding up but it failed. "Looks like your gonna have to owe me a kiss." Alfred said. He was close to the van till he tripped. (Name) stopped to laugh at him before finishing the race. "Its okay Alfred you tried." (Name) said laughing a bit. "Well damn looks like I owe you a kiss." Alfred said leaning in and kissing (Name). "More!" (Name) said. Alfred chuckled before giving (Name) tint kisses all over his face. "Awww." Matthew said looking at the two. "This is like looking at a car crash." Arthur said opening the driver's seat to the van. "Let's go you two or your walking back." Arthur said. (Name) ran to the van and jumped in with Alfred close behind him.

~~tineskip of high noon ~~

"Nothing like getting ghosts to make ya hungry." Alfred said. He plumped himself down on the couch. "Well we should order takeout then." Matthew suggested. "Alright then let's get pizza." Alfred said. "I'm in the mood for chinese." (Name) said. "I thought you would've been in the mood for American." Alfred said winking. "Nope I want Chinese food." (Name) replied. "That was harsh." Matthew said. "The world is harsh." (Name) said shrugging. "Okay but pizza tho!" Alfred yelled from the couch. "Yeah but Chinese food tho!" (Name) yelled back. "Just pick something you idiots or I'm going to make something!" Arthur yelled. "Why not both?" Matthew suggested. "Yeah why not" Alfred said. "Cause you couldn't think of it with that mind of yours" (Name) said. "Wow you just got roasted again." Matthew said. "Like you could do any better." (Name) said. "I can't I'm Canadian." Matthew said. "We don't make enough to order both you oafs!" Arthur yelled. "Well shit." (Name) said. "You know what I'm fine with Chinese." Alfred said. "I'm fine with anything as long as its not Arthur's." (Name) replied. "(Name) your being rude today." Matthew said. "He was rude yesterday too!" Arthur called. "Your just mad you dont have a boyfriend like mine." (Name) said patting Alfred's cheek and kissing it. Alfred smiled and leaned in to get more kisses. "That's so cute." Matthew said. "You two can either get a room or get out." Arthur said. "Why don't you go hang out with your boyfriend. Oh wait what boyfriend." (Name) said. "I do have a boyfriend excuse you." Arthur said. "Your hand doesn't count." (Name) replied. "Stop being rude." Arthur said. "I'm not gonna take this from the guy who set cereal on fire." (Name) said. "That only happened one time." Arthur said. "Don't lie." Alfred said.

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Authors note- I went for an interview and they thought I was 13

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