hetalia x male reader

Prussia x male reader gay?

Authors note- I just took a big bite of moldy bread. I'm so traumatised. Kill me.
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"So what is the most romantic thing you can think of when asking someone out?" Gilbert asked. "A million hamburgers being given to me." Alfred said. "I guess having someone asking me out by a letter on their dog." (Name) replied. "Why a dog." Alfred asked. "Because dogs are cute as heck"(Name) replied. "Okay then." Alfred said. "So what's yous Gilbert?" (Name) asked. "I guess the person telling me how they feel and how awesome they think I am." Gilbert said. "I don't know why I was expecting something else." (Name) said. "Hey (Name) are you gay?" Gilbert asked. "Why do you need to know?" (Name) replied. "No reason just wondering." Gilbert said. "Well then I see no reason to answer." (Name) retorted. "Oh snap Gilbert just got his ass served dry!" Alfred yelled laughing. Gilbert groaned and pouted. "I just need to know." Gilbert said. "Why would you need to know that?" (Name) asked. "For science." Gilbert replied. "Why do you owe Bill Nye or something." (Name) said. "I just need to know its important." Gilbert pouted. (Name) sighed and rolled his eyes. "Please." Gilbert added. "Yes I am now why do you need to know." (Name) said. The room went silent. "Alright be at the gym at six then." Gilbert replied smiling. "What why?" (Name) questioned. "Shhhhhh please just be there." Gilbert said running out of the room. "I'd say be there or be square but you'd be square anyway." Alfred said shrugging. "Alfred." (Name) said looking over to him. "Yeah." "Shut your mouth."

~~time skip by me the lord of time. Shit wait no.~~

(Name) opened the door to the gym and walked inside. The room was dark and (Name) felt for a switch. "Shit." (Name) said. He finally found it after a while and turned it on. The room erupted into light as (Name) looked around. "Damn." (Name) whispered. "Hey (Name) do you like it?" Gilbert asked running to stand beside him. "I..." (Name) turned to look at Gilbert. "Now that I see the dogs lined up like this with paper asking me out I realize it's a dumb idea." (Name) said. "I stole seven dogs for this." Gilbert said. "Wait what." (Name) said. "Well I stole three from Ludwig but that doesn't matter." Gilbert said trying to save it off. "I still think it's sweet if that counts." (Name) said. "It counts." Gilbert replied. "Hey Gil." (Name) said. "Yeah (Name)?" Gilbert said. "You make me really happy. And your awesome in the weirdest way." (Name) said. Gilbert stood there processing the information. "Oh my god you are too cute." Gilbert said wrapping his arms around (Name) and holding him. "Gilbert one more thing." (Name) said. "Yes." He replied. "One of the dogs just ran out." (Name) said. Gilbert pulled away and ran after the dog. "I'm sorry (Name) I love you but my brother will murder me if one of his dogs disappears." (Name) stood in the room with the rest of the dogs. "Why are the cute ones always stupid."

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Authors note- do you know the muffin man?