hetalia x male reader

England x male reader Halloweenie

Authors note- I will probably only do 4 or 5 this year.
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"I'm coming over." (Name) said. "Or instead you could stay home." (Name) said. "How about we fool around when I get over there." (Name) said.

"Sometimes its really hard being in a relationship with you." Arthur said. "It can't be that hard you can do it." (Name) said. "My door is locked but its too far away to unlock." Arthur said.

"Well I'm going to be there soon so you gotta." (Name) said. "I don't 'gotta' do anything but sit here and eat chocolate." Arthur said.

"Alright I'm gonna come over now." (Name) said. "Alright I'll probably open the door when you get here." Arthur said. "Alright I love you." (Name) said. "Love you too." Arthur said.

~~timeskip of a ferret~~

"Arthur open the door." (Name) said. "No." Arthur said. "Please." (Name) said. "Trick or treat." (Name) said knocking on Arthur's door.

"How about you give me a treat and try to open the door." Arthur replied. "Buddy, pal, amigo, friend let me in." (Name) said trying to open the door.

"No now break in or I'm gonna be forced to take drastic matters." Arthur said. "Whats the drastic matters?" (Name) asked. "Me getting up." Arthur said "Open the door you tsundere eyebrows." (Name) said.

"Keep my eyebrows out of this!" Arthur said opening the door. He inhaled and contained a sigh. "Why are you dressed as a slutty cat?" Arthur asked.

"I'm actually just a normal cat.... That sleeps around a lot with one person." (Name) said. Arthur went to go sit down as (Name) followed and shut the door.

"I'm tired I have to sleep." Arthur said. "It is only 4 'o clock. Who even goes to bed at that time." (Name) said. "I started going to bed at that time when you showed up." Arthur said.

"Come on baby don't do this to me." (Name) said. "Im not your baby, baby." Arthur said sticking his tongue out.
"Well damn no need to be so rude baby." (Name) said.

"What did I just tell you." Arthur said. "To not call you baby but how about instead I just not listen." (Name) said. (Name) moved over and sat on Arthur's lap.

"Its not Christmas so get off." Arthur said. "But its Halloween so how about I get a treat." (Name) said wiggling his hips.

"A treat would be nice but on one condition." Arthur said. "And what would that be." (Name) said. "You need to not squish my legs." Arthur said.

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Authors note- slip and fall