hetalia x male reader

2p England x mermaid male reader Halloweenie

Authors note- what were you guys for halloweenie
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"Who are you." Oliver said. "Who are you." (Name) said mocking him. "My name is Oliver." Oliver said. (Name) watched as Oliver took a seat on a rock nearby.

"So did you just come here for a little swim?" Oliver asked. "No I live here." (Name) said. "Why would you live here?" Oliver said. "So I can breath." (Name) said.

Oliver sat for a while taking in the view before it hit him. "Are you a mermaid by any chance?" Oliver asked. "Yes but my name is (Name)." (Name) said.

"Oh that's a cool name." Oliver said. "Your not going to freak out or anything." (Name) said. "Freak out about what." Oliver said. "You know cause I'm a mermaid." (Name) said.

"No I'm just thinking." Oliver said. "Okay but about what?" (Name) asked. "How do mermaids mate?" Oliver asked. "How should I know." (Name) asked.

"Well you are a mermaid." Oliver said. "Well its not like I mate with other mermaids." (Name) said. "Then how do you have kids." Oliver asked. "Easy I don't because I'm gay." (Name) said.

"Oh that is cool." Oliver said. "If I come into the water will you drown me." Oliver said. "Maybe not." (Name) said. Oliver shrugged and started to undress.

"Nice butt." (Name) said. "Don't stare at my butt." Oliver said covering it up. "How was I supposed to know." (Name) said. "Fair play.... Have you meet any other humans besides me." Oliver asked.

"Well I did meet one fellow but I drowned him." (Name) said. "I'm really rethinking this." Oliver said. "Don't worry I won't drown you." (Name) said.

"And why should I trust you." Oliver said. (Name) blushed and rubbed at one of his gills. "Cause your kinda cute." (Name) said. Oliver blushed and nodded before sticking a foot into the water.

"I'm really trusting you right now (Name)." Oliver said. He took a deep breath and jumped in. "See your not dead." (Name) said wrapping his tail around Olivers torso.

"I really am trusting you right now." Oliver said. "You don't have to tell me twice." (Name) said. "Just making sure you know in case I just happen to drown." Oliver said.

"Don't worry that won't happen." (Name) said. "But if it does I'll just have to give you CPR." (Name) said. "Do you even know cpr?" Oliver asked. "I saw a few movies with it." (Name) said.

"I thought electronics couldn't survive under water." Oliver said. "No but I have a collection of a few water proof things." (Name) said.

"So your just a male version on Ariel." Oliver said. "Who?" (Name) asked. "Never mind you don't have to worry about it love." Oliver said.

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Authors note- Ive been in the same places you guys have been. If you live in Canada