hetalia x male reader

Prussia x male reader drinking buddies

Authors note- I'm drunk as shit so lets write.
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LEMON Jesus

(Name) watched his friend try to flirt with girls. He laughed when one of them slapped him. Gilbert walked back over to the table. "What did you say this time?" (Name) asked. "I asked for the pretty ones number." Gilbert muttered.

"Then I said wait your all pretty." Gilbert said rubbing his cheek. (Name) giggled at the Prussians answer. "Would've worked on me." (Name) said taking a sip of his drink. Gilbert looked away for moment before looking back. "Hey (Name) feel my shirt." Gilbert said. (Name) raised his eyebrow but did it.

"You know what it's made of?" Gilbert said grinning. "What?" (Name) said taking a sip of his drink. "Boyfriend material." Gilbert said winking. (Name) choked on his drink and laughed. Gilbert chugged down his drink before returning back to the conversation.

"So wanna blow this popsicle stand?" Gilbert said leaning against table. (Name) glanced around at the other people in the bar. "Sure. Your house or mine?" (Name) asked. Gilbert shrugged. "Ludwig might be home and probably Feliciano." Gilbert said. (Name) nodded and stood up.

"Taxi?" (Name) said walking to the door. Gilbert followed and laughed. "Well I'm not sober and I know you aren't." Gilbert said. "Heck your right." (Name) said pulling out his phone. "He called a taxi and the two waited outside the bar.

~~what if iggy is two small dwarves in a human suit~~

(Name) unlocked the door to his house and walked in. Gilbert followed shutting and locking the door. "Before we do it can I say hi to your dog first?" Gilbert asked looking around for him/her. "Go for it." (Name) said walking to his room.

When (Name) arrived in his room he started taking off his shirt. Gilbert burst though the door then shut it. "Your dog tried chasing me after I pet it." Gilbert said as he tried taking his pants. "You should pr-" (Name) was going to tell Gilbert to sit down.

But too late Gilbert fell down. "Goddammit Gilbert." (Name) said throwing his shirt off. "I'm good." Gilbert said from the floor. (Name) sighed and sat down on the bed. He took off his pants as Gilbert got up. Gilbert took off his shirt and walked to the bed. He sat down and tried to take off his pants.

"At least I'm sober enough to take off my pants." (Name) said teasingly. Gilbert tore off his pants and looked back at (Name). "You were saying." Gilbert said wiggling his eyebrows. "Yeah whatever." (Name) said leaning over and kissing Gilbert.

(Name) pushed Gilbert down onto the bed shoving his tounge into Gilberts mouth. Gilbert moaned out as he felt (Name) grinned his body against his own. (Name) pulled away and kissed down Gilberts chest to his abdomen. (Name) took off Gilberts boxers and coated his fingers with saliva.

"Kinda thought I would be topping." Gilbert muttered. "You snooze you lose." (Name) said. (Name) inserted a finger inside Gilbert. (Name) went back and started kissing Gilberts neck. Gilbert moaned out at the feelings. (Name) bit down causing marks to appear on Gilberts neck.

The Prussian groaned out as he felt another finger be inserted into him. (Name) smirked as he sat up to look at what he's done. "(Name) I cant take it." Gilbert huffed out. (Name) nodded and took out his fingers. He took off his boxers and positioned himself at Gilberts entrance. (Name) thrusted his hips so he was all the way in.

Gilbert flinched at the sudden thrust but tried to calm down. (Name) leaned down and kissed Gilbert thrusting his hips softly. The Prussian moaned into the kiss tangling his fingers in (Name)s hair. (Name) pulled away as he thrusted his hips faster. Gilbert grabbed and held onto the sheets.

(Name) bit down on Gilberts neck and shoulders. Gilbert in turn dug his nails into (Name)s back causing the other to groan. Gilbert moaned out and came onto his chest and stomach. (Name) moaned out as he felt Gilbert tighten around him. (Name) pulled out and came onto Gilbert.

(Name) fell beside gilbert panting. "Wow thanks for coming on me so happy to clean this up." Gilbert said, sarcasm dripping from his voice. (Name) laughed and kissed his cheek. "But its less to clean up." (Name) said. "Yeah for you." Gilbert responded looking for something to wipe off with.

"Can I borrow a towel?" Gilbert asked. (Name) got up and walked to the bathroom. He came out with a towel in hand and threw it at Gilbert. "Thanks." Gilbert said wiping himself off. (Name) laid down on the bed. Gilbert threw the towel away and turned toward (Name).

"Do you let your dog sleep on the bed?" Gilbert asked. (Name) opened his eyes and looked at Gilbert. "Sometimes why?" (Name) asked. "You should open the do-" Gilbert was cut off by (Name) shoving his face in the pillow. "Go to bed Gilbert." (Name) said letting go. "I am in bed." Gilbert retorted. (Name sighed and tried sleep.
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Authors note- lmao I have a class at 1:30 yet I'm still drinking.