Stiles Stilinski Imagines

Sarcasm

Stiles frowned as he dropped his baseball bat in the bin. He had no idea about the gift you'd left in his car, you wanted to blurt it out, that something awesome was in the Jeep and he should go have a look. Instead you stayed silent, waiting for him to be out with Scott and reach for the bat on instinct.

"I liked that bat." Stiles grumbled.

"Stupid twins for being too big and breaking it." You mumbled as he slung an arm around your shoulders and agreed with you. Before the two of you could decide what to do on the quiet night off Scott rang to tell Stiles he needed him.

"Stay here, gun under my dad's bed, wolfs bane... everywhere, I love you." Stiles grunted as he hurtled around getting ready, slamming a kiss to your lips as he hurried out to the Jeep.

Scott scoffed when his feet hit what was clearly a box containing a new baseball bat. He picked it up and went to open it but caught Stiles' confused expression.

"What're you doing, I think that's (Y/N)'s?" He mumbled as he turned up the road that would lead to the hospital.

"Dude I know it's raining and dark but I'm pretty sure this says Stiles' bat on the box." Scott muttered as he tilted the box towards the passing street lamps.

"Really... open it?" Stiles said back.

Scott hissed when he opened the box and made contact with the bat. After slamming shut the lid he decided to let Stiles look at it seeing as it smelt and felt like mountain ash.

"Dude, this is why I love (Y/N)." Stiles grinned as he took out the bat and headed towards the hospital with Scott. "She gets me a mountain ash bat and names it sarcasm."

"Why didn't she get you something useful like a knife or... I dunno something more useful than a bat?" Scott asked.

"Because she's awesome and I totally love her awesomeness." Stiles retorted childishly. "Besides you're telling me if I hit you with this it won't hurt?"

"Fair enough, think she'll get me something cool like that?" Scott grunted as they walked up the steps.

"Yes Scott of course she will, (Y/N) is awesome, don't make me tell you again." Stiles babbled.

"Fine, fine... let's put Sarcasm to work." Scott chuckled.