Me- walking around the death star before it blows up
Vader- turns at a corner and saw me "You!"
Me- raises shades "S'up dark father"
Vader- 😐 😠"What are you doing here and more importantly, what did you call me, you little-"
Me- "Whoa! Watch your language! There are kids present"
Vader- looks around "Girl, where?"
Me- looks at you guys "Can you be this guy?" points at him
Vader- "Why are you talking to the wall?"
Me- ignores him "Like come on, you would expect him to know better right. I mean he was trained by the emperor himself"
Vader- "My patience is wearing thin girl"
Me- continues to ignore "and what's with the booming voice box and his capes. Edna said 'No capes' for a reason and-"
Vader- "Forget this!" whips out lightsaber and swings it at me
Me- disappears and reappear "That's just wrong man. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to hit like a girl" (I feel pretty bad for writing that but I couldn't help it
Vader- 😠😠😡😡😡😡 "What. You. Say?
Me- pulls out a cool looking hat "You hear me dark father" and disappears
Vader- 😡😡 "Why is she calling me that! It's Darth Vader! Girl!"
Me- reappeared "Cause I can, oh and your going to die. Bye!"
Vader- "Wait what"
Death Star blows ups
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