Fast Talk

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A/N Ilonggo Version on top. Filipino at the bottom.

Ilonggo Version

There's a three-second pause as Menggay's eyes widen. She squeals and launches herself at him.

"RJayyyyyyyyy!"

Girl and burglar fall on the floor. They laugh until tears fall.

"Ma-ilis lang ko." RJ says as the crew help him up.

Menggay nods.

"Hulaton mo ko ha." He backs away still facing her.

"Hu-o"

"Dali lang guid." He trips again. "Ay paka!"

Menggay snorts and whoops a loud "Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahha."

Her friends grill her about her mystery mascot.

"That's RJ." she finally tells them. "I'm marrying him when I'm 26. Haha. Joke."

"Magpapakasal ka sa crew ng Mcdo? Good luck. Walang pera yan." Ricky butts in.

"I don't care about that."

"That's what they all say until the babies come."

"Ricky, kala-in guid sa imo. Duklon ka guid ni RJ pag mabati-an ka niya."

"Nag Ge-German ka na naman. Ano'ng sabi mo?"

"Sabi ko malapit na kitang suntukin"

"Basta sa 'yo galing, Babe, okay lang." he wiggles his eyebrows.

Menggay's eyes roll.

"Babe? Nga-a gintawag ka niya nga Babe?"

Menggay turns and sees a frowning RJ at her back.

Ay, hala!

Filipino Version

There's a three-second pause as Menggay's eyes widen. She squeals and launches herself at him.

"RJayyyyyyyyy!"

Girl and burglar fall on the floor. They laugh until tears fall.

"Magbibihis lang ako." RJ says as the crew help him up.

Menggay nods.

"Hintayin mo ko ha" He backs away still facing her.

"Oo."

"Sandali lang ako." He trips again. "Ay palaka!"

Menggay snorts and whoops a loud "Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahha."

Her friends grill her about her mystery mascot.

"That's RJ." she finally tells them. "I'm marrying him when I'm 26. Haha. Joke."

"Magpapakasal ka sa crew ng Mcdo? Good luck. Walang pera yan." Ricky butts in.

"I don't care about that."

"That's what they all say until the babies come."

"Ricky, kala-in guid sa imo. Duklon ka guid ni RJ pag mabati-an ka niya."

"Nag Ge-German ka na naman. Ano'ng sabi mo?"

"Sabi ko malapit na kitang suntukin"

"Basta sa 'yo galing, Babe, okay lang." he wiggles his eyebrows.

Menggay's eyes roll.

"Babe? Bakit ka niya tinawag na Babe?"

Menggay turns and sees a frowning RJ at her back.

Ay, hala!


A/N "Ricky, kala-in guid sa imo. Duklon ka guid ni RJ pag mabati-an ka niya."

         translates to "Ricky, ang sama mo. Suntukin ka ni RJ pag marinig ka niya."

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