Ilonggo Version
RJ and Menggay answer the Marriage Expectation Inventory test during the family planning seminar. They have the same answers to all the questions except for one.
RJ's answer:
If I notice that my spouse is not in the mood for lovemaking, I should,
a. Get angry.
b. Sleep.
c. Seduce spouse.
d. Watch TV.
If you have another reaction, write here: Indi pag pilitun
Menggay's paper reads:
If I notice that my spouse is not in the mood for lovemaking, I should,
a. Get angry.
b. Sleep.
c. Seduce spouse. ✔️✔️✔️
d. Watch TV.
If you have another reaction, write here: Not applicable.
RJ compares his answer to Menggay's and he gulps.
"Ginakulba-an na ko a," he says.
"Ikaw bi, indi mo na ko gusto," she huffs.
"Basi patyon ko sang Tatay mo! Pagkatapos na lang sang kasal liwat."
She looks at him with dagger eyes.
"Andaman mo guid."
"Looking forward!"
Filipino Version
RJ and Menggay answer the Marriage Expectation Inventory test during the family planning seminar. They have the same answers to all the questions except for one.
RJ's answer:
If I notice that my spouse is not in the mood for lovemaking, I should,
a. Get angry.
b. Sleep.
c. Seduce spouse.
d. Watch TV.
If you have another reaction, write here: Huwag pipilitin.
Menggay's paper reads:
If I notice that my spouse is not in the mood for lovemaking, I should,
a. Get angry.
b. Sleep.
c. Seduce spouse. ✔️✔️✔️
d. Watch TV.
If you have another reaction, write here: Not applicable.
RJ compares his answer to Menggay's and he gulps.
"Kinakabahan na 'ko," he says.
"Ikaw kasi, ayaw mo na 'ko," she huffs.
"Baka patayin ako ng Tatay mo! Pagkatapos na lang ng kasal ulit."
She looks at him with dagger eyes.
"Humanda ka talaga sa 'kin."
"Looking forward !"
A/N This questionnaire is based on a real questionnaire from a church in Mandaluyong. I just translated it to English.
"Andaman mo guid" translates to "Mag-ingat ka talaga."
But "Humanda ka sa 'kin" reads more like a warning, similar to the Ilonggo sentence so I chose this instead.
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Love, Rameng (Completed)
FanfictionThe last time Menggay says "I Love You" is the day her mom dies. The only time RJ will say "I Love You" is if she says it first. Something happens over a bowl of ramen.
