Richie: Hey, Ed 👋
Eddie: Hi, Rich... 😊❤
Richie: May I tell you something?
Eddie: yes, sure. What is it?
Richie: um....
Richie: I know that your powers of retention...
Eddie: what?
Richie: Are as wet as a warthog's backside...
Eddie: Richie, wtf r you talking about?
Richie: But thick as you are, pay attention, my words are a matter of pride...
Eddie: okay, whatever, I'm "listening".
Richie: It's clear from your vavant expressions... The lights are not all on upstairs...
Eddie: stop with this, Richie... And tell me what's going on...
Richie: SHH! But we're talking kings and successions, even you can't be caught unawares...
Richie: So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Richie: Be prepared for sensational news...
Eddie: oh wait a minute...
Eddie: Ah, Richie... Really?
Eddie: Are you sending me the lyrics of a song from the Lion King?
Eddie: It's almost 2 a.m.
Eddie: I thought something important happened.
Richie: 😂
Eddie: that wasn't funny, Richie, not funny at all... 😡
~2 minutes later~
Richie: Eds?
Richie: Eddie, c'mon...
Richie: oh... K then..
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R+E - Reddie Oneshots
Fanfiction"Be who you want to be, be proud" Here you find some Reddie one-shots and small stories with less than 10 chapters, enjoy and feel free to vote, comment and share! I'm open to all of the feedbacks (except hatred, this is not good)
