Long Lost Love (Robert Downey Jr. Fanfiction)

First Ultrasound

"ROBERT! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?! AAAAHHH!" I screamed in the bathroom.

Robert heard how serious I am so he ran inside only in his brief.

"What? What's wrong?!" He asked. His hair was still messy and his eyes are still half-closed.

"LOOK AT ME! AM I FAT?!" I freaked out.

"Huh? What the- no you're not!" Robert answered with a puzzled look.

"I LOOK FAT!" I said and weeped.

Robert caught my arms and looked at me.

"Because you know that my kid is there so you think you're fat but you're not, babe." Robert said.

"I think i'll lose my great bod. This pregnancy sucks!" I shouted.

"Are you nuts?! Don't say that!" Robert said and kneeled in front of my belly.

"Don't listen to mommy, okay baby? She's just in a bad mood that's all. Just pay attention to daddy, alright?" Robert cooed in my belly and kept on kissing it.

"Say you're sorry!" Robert ordered to me in a mad tone.

"What?" I asked confusedly.

"Say sorry to baby!" Robert shouted. He looks so serious.

"Alright alright." I swung my hands defeatedly.

"I'm sorry, little Robbie. Mommy just freaked out." I apologized. I look like an idiot talking to my own stomach.

"Don't say that again, okay?" Robert mumbled and went back to bed.

I checked my belly first in the mirror and sat next to Robert. He was laying on the bed with his stomach. So I sat on his butt. He groaned.

"Wakey wakey." I cooed and bounced up and down on his butt.

He just ignored me and faked a snore. I know that he's awake.

I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone.

"Oh hey. So nice of you to call Hugh!" I smirked.

Robert got up quickly and I fell out of his butt. He snatched my phone in my hand.

"Hello?! Why are you calling her?!" Robert shouted and I guffawed.

"I'm just kidding. He's not calling." I chuckled.

He looked at my phone screen and he found put that it was fake. He stared at me angrily.

"Don't ever do that again, alright?" Robert warned and collapsed next to me.

"Daddy is jelly. Look!" I said to my belly and laughed.

"Because mommy wants to talk to Uncle Hugh." Robert pouted.

"I don't want to!" I snapped and pulled his nose.

I took out my phone and tweeted that i'm pregnant so people will know. I received texts from my dad, my brothers, my best friends and Robert's family congratulating the both of us.

"Let's go, babe. Shooting time." I said and stood up.

"I worry every time you go to your shooting. What if Hugh is groping you or something?" Robert said worriedly and hugged me.

"You're over-reacting. I know him so much, he won't do that. He just... he just can't accept everything. But as i've told you, you have to face the consequences, Robbie. Marrying a woman like me will make thousands of men hate you." I said and smirked.

"They can kiss my ass." Robert said and pushed me lightly to the bathroom.

We both stepped inside the shower and started to put soap on each other's body.