A/N:WE HAVE A PROBLEM *must read*

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HELLO EVERYONE.

I AM SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING ALL WEEK BUT ON MONDAY I RESTED,TUESDAY I WAS OUT ALL DAY, WEDNESDAY I WAS OUT ALL DAY AND TODAY I WOKE UP LATE SO I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING ALL WEEK.

NOW WITH THAT BEING SAID

I AM NOT IN MY NORMAL ALL CAPS STATE AT THE MOMENT.

MY FUN HAPPY CAPS STATE ,NO

I'M IN MY RANT PISSED ALL CAPS STATE.

I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

LIKE HONESTLY WATTPAD ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME SOMETIMES

FOR MY WRITERS THAT READ THIS STORY, YOU KNOW HOW WATTPAD STAYS FUCKING WITH THE REVISION HISTORY OF YOUR BOOK

SO I'M GONNA TELL YOU GUYS WHAT HAPPENED

OKAY SO

ON DECEMBER 17 I WAS IN MY ROOM UPDATING FROM MY PHONE MINDING MY OWN BUISNESS

THEN MY PHONE TELLS ME THAT I AM AT 5% ,SO I WAS LIKE OKAY I'LL CHARGE MY PHONE AND UPDATE FROM MY LAPTOP SO WHEN I'M DONE UPDATING I CAN GET BACK ON MY PHONE BEFORE I GO TO BED I CAN READ OR DO WHATEVER

SO I PLUG MY PHONE UP AND THEN UNLOCK MY LAPTOP

I OPEN WATTPAD AND THEN BEGIN TO FINISH OFF MY CHAPTER

ALSO UNLESS YOU ARE A WRITER, NOT TO BE RUDE THAT'S NOT MY INTENTION BUT YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IT TAKES US WRITERS TO WRITE A CHAPTER

BECAUSE WHEN ONE IDEA POPS INTO OUR HEAD, IT'S FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER,THEN ANOTHER AND ANOTHER

AND WE AS WRITERS TRY TO GIVE YOU VIEWERS A JOURNEY THROUGH THE BOOKS WE WRITE

SO TRYING TO DO THAT IS NOT JUST PUT THIS AND THAT TOGETHER THEN BOOM YOU HAVE A CHAPTER

I WISH IT COULD TAKE ME 10 MINUTES TO WRITE A CHAPTER , BUT IT JUST DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

IT TAKES A-LOT OF WORK AND EFFORT INTO MAKING BOOKS AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE

EVEN MY A/N'S I MAKE THEM PERSONAL BECAUSE I LIKE GETTING TO CONNECT WITH YOU GUYS BY TELLING YOU ABOUT THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN MY LIFE.

SO TAKING THAT INTO CONSIDERATION

JUST IMAGINE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE FOR A WRITER AFTER THEY'VE JUST FINISHED WRITING A CHAPTER AND THEN IT'S GETTING POSITIVE FEEDBACK AND EVERYTHING RUNS SMOOTHLY

IT'S LIKE A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS

BECAUSE I AT LEAST TRY TO UPDATE TWO TIMES A WEEK AND IF THERE IS NOT AN UPDATE I STAY UP AND WRITE UNTIL I FINISH

I CAN'T JUST FORGET ABOUT YOU GUYS LIKE THAT, BECAUSE IN MY OPINION THAT'S RUDE

BECAUSE SOME WRITERS JUST UP AND LEAVE THE BOOK WITHOUT ANY NOTES SAYING WHY OR ANYTHING

GENERALLY IF A PERSON IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING THEY TELL THEIR VIEWERS SO THEY ARE NOT SITTING THERE LIKE "HEY, PLEASE UPDATE!" ETC.

ANYWAYS

SO I FINALLY FINISH THE CHAPTER AND AUTHORS NOTE AND I PUBLISH IT.

SO THE LITTLE NOTIF IS LIKE "YOU HAVE NOW PUBLISHED CHAPTER 31 THE DIAGNOSIS YADA YADA YADA"

SO I LOG OUT OF MY LAPTOP AND THEN I OPEN MY PHONE

I CLICK WATTPAD ON MY PHONE ONLY TO SEE MY TAB STILL OPENED, AND WHERE I LEFT OFF ON THAT CHAPTER FROM MY PHONE

SO

I THOUGHT "OH WELL WATTPAD WILL RELOAD IT AND IT'LL SHOW FROM MY PHONE AFTER I RELOAD IT"

BOY WAS I WRONG

SO I DRAGGED IT OUT AND REOPENED IT

I OPEN THE RUNNER AND SCROLL DOWN ALL THE WAY TO THAT CHAPTER AND WHEN I CLICK ON IT IT HAD THE SAME THING (WHERE I LEFT OFF FROM MY PHONE)

I WAS LIKE "OKAY... UM THAT'S WEIRD IT SHOULD'VE UPDATED IT"

SO I GO ON MY REVISION HISTORY AND SEE WHEN THE LAST TIME I REVISED IT AND IT SAYS THE EXACT TIME THAT I SWITCHED TO MY LAPTOP

SO I LOGOUT OF MY WATTPAD FROM MY PHONE AND THEN LOG BACK IN THE SAME THING IS STILL THERE

SO AT THIS POINT I WAS LIKE IT'S PROBABLY ONLY ON MY PHONE/ COMPUTER

THE REASON I THOUGHT THAT WAS BECAUSE NOBODY COMMENTED AND TOLD ME THAT MY A/N WASN'T THERE OR THAT IT ENDED OFF IN A WEIRD WAY

YOU GUYS I AM NOT TRYING TO KNOCK YOU ALL FOR THIS BUT I ALWAYS END A CHAPTER WITH AN A/N

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT THE A/N IN THE BEGINNING WAS MY ONLY A/N BUT AS I SAID I ALWAYS  END A CHAPTER WITH AN A/N.

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW MY CHAPTER'S ARE OVER

AND ALSO IT WOULDN'T END LIKE THAT

SO

I WAS LIKE LET ME JUST MAKE SURE THE REST IS STILL THERE

SO I WAS GONNA GO TO THE FAMILY COMPUTER AND LOOK BUT IT'S LIKE 1AM RIGHT NOW AND I DIDN'T WANNA GET IN TROUBLE FOR BEING UP THIS LATE

SO I ASKED MY SISTER IF I COULD BORROW HER LAPTOP

(SHOUT-OUT TO HER EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO BEG

SPEAKING OF SHOUT-OUTS I MIGHT DO SOME ON MONDAY AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT)

ANYWAYS

SO SHE FINALLY SAID YES AND SHE HANDED IT TO ME

SO I PULL UP MY BOOK AND I CLICKED THAT CHAPTER AND IT HAD THE EXACT SAME THING

SO BASICALLY MY INCOMPLETE CHAPTER HAS BEEN UP FOR 5 DAYS AND NO ONE TOLD ME

NOT TO BRAG BUT THIS BOOK GETS A-LOT OF VIEWS SO AS TIME GOES BY THE MORE VIEWS EACH CHAPTER GETS SO THAT CHAPTER GOT LIKE 200 SOMETHING VIEWS THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

SO THAT MEANS 200 PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THAT CHAPTER BECAUSE IT WAS INCOMPLETE

NOW I HAVE TWO CHAPTERS TO CREATE ALL OVER AGAIN

WELL NOT ALL OVER AGAIN BUT BOTH CHAPTERS WERE PRETTY LONG SO YOU GET THE JIST

SO THE UPDATES ARE GONNA COME SLOWLY

I MIGHT UPDATE IT LATER ON TODAY (IT'S 1AM ON FRIDAY ), OR TOMORROW (SATURDAY)

JUST BARE WITH ME

I'M SORRY THE UPDATES HAVE BEEN DELAYED

I AM ALSO SORRY IF I CAME OFF AS RUDE TO ANYONE

I AM JUST AS I SAID IN THE BEGINNING NOT IN THE MOOD

I STILL LOVE MY SUGAR PLUM DUMPLINGS

AND YEAH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE JIST

I WOULD TELL YOU TO VOTE AND COMMENT BUT WATTPAD DIDN'T SAVE MY SHIT SO I CAN'T

UNLESS YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY VOTED AND COMMENTED ON THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS, GO DO IT

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M FINNA GO LISTEN TO MY EX-HUSBAND ,JUSTIN BIEBER, TO CALM MY NERVES (we were married until he decided to grow a beard, have ugly hair and cheat on me with Selena Gomez )

ANYWAYS

TTYL

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