𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙮

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Kook 💩

Me
Baaaaaabyyyy
Just a heads up
I'm gonna be gone for most of today!
I've started to take up dance so I signed up for a class today!

Kook
HDKFKTKLT
my oppa is gonna be a dancer!!
learn quickly so we can post cool dance covers when we're finally hanging out in person

Me
I'd love to dance with you one day Kookie
I'd love to do so much with you
I'm saying that in the cleanest way possible

Kook
JDKEOEJTKT

Me
JDKFKRLFLTL

Kook
fuck wait
so like
don't check out any dudes
dancers have like amazing butts but like don't look at them!
only mine

Me
oh?
is that so?
I've never even seen your butt so how can I even compare them

Kook
WAIT DGJGGJ
I DIDNT TYPE THAT
IGNRKE ALL OF THAT
OH MY GOD 😭😭😭😭

Me
You're already jealous and I haven't left my house yet

Kook
I am n o t

Me
Are t o o

Kook
N o t

Me
alright alright
so I'm sure u won't mind if I just take a peek

Kook
...
whatever it's not like their butts are better than mine anyway

Me
You're so jealous

Kook
Jealous? I 👊 don't 👊 know 👊 her 👊

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yeah it's me again I can't stop TALKING

I gradually moved the author's note to the bottom of the chapter yeet

okay so I just wanted to say
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST
not only bc of the support but

YOUR COMMENTS MAKE ME LAUGH AND SNORT AND WHEEZE—

like y'all are making SO many shiTHEAD references and I'm cackling

you guys are so creative and you make my day like every time I open this app

I also try to reply to as many people as I can bc that's my way of interacting with you guys!! I LOVE talking to you guys in the comments and if you ever want to talk~ I'm always in the DM's bc I have no life aside from writing this story

I also have another vkook story (or whatever ship I decide fits best) for all my dRAG RACE readers out there

you'll see what I'm on about eventually 😏

oh yeah so y'all are gonna HATE me in the next chapter