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the dare || jensoo

Jennie Kim is the self-proclaimed dare queen; she never backs down from a dare. It causes her trouble when her best friend Lisa dares her to kiss the bad girl of the school--Kim Jisoo.

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Dare Queen.

"Ok, so, either I'm gonna fall asleep or we're gonna have to do something else," Jennie says from where's she's halfway sprawled across Irene on the couch.

Lisa shoots her a stinky-eye from the floor. "Shut up. We always watch all your sappy romantic movies."

"Yeah," Chaeyoung chimes in, she always agrees with Lisa and at this point, Jennie is 99% sure she's in love with her or something. She's always giving her these big, ridiculous heart-eyes, like she's doing right now. "Let's watch Lisa's movie."

"Thanks, Rosie," Lisa says and Chaeyoung beams.

"I sort of agree with Jen," Irene says around a mouthful of potato chips and reaches for the remote but Lisa aggressively smacks her hand away.

"You guys fucking suck," Lisa groans.

"Let's do something else," Jennie whines and sits up sharply, accidently hitting Irene's boob with her elbow.

"Ouch!" Irene exclaims and sends Jennie sprawling on the floor.

Jennie winces and is about to curse at Irene but then she catches Lisa on her phone.

"You aren't even watching!" she accuses. "You're on your phone half the time!"

"Texting that fuckboy again?" Irene sneers disapprovingly and smacks Lisa in the back of the head with a pillow. "You that hungry for dick?"

"Irene!" Lisa screeches annoyed and grabs the pillow and attacks Irene with it. Irene laughs loudly as she tries to dodge and she's always down for a good pillow fight, so she grabs her own pillow.

Jennie watches them with mild interest as they chase each other around the living room. She has no interest in joining, because Lisa and Irene take pillow fights way too seriously and last time Jennie engaged, she nearly ended up in the hospital.

Chaeyoung cheers for Lisa and Irene hits her so hard with a pillow that she topples over. Then, of course Chaeyoung has to defend herself and her and Lisa gang up on Irene-Irene screams about unfairness and cowardice and screams at Jennie to back her up but Jennie ignores her so Irene screams about bloody betrayal.

Once they've finally exhausted themselves and are in a puppy pile, Jennie rolls onto her feet.

"Alright, girls," she says, "Let's find something fun to do."

"Like what?" Lisa groans under the weight of Chaeyoung.

Before Jennie can reply, Irene replies from the bottom of the pile.

"Truth or dare!"

Chaeyoung begins to protest but shuts up immediately when Lisa shrugs and says 'sure'-then she's suddenly in as well. Dumb in love.

They sit around in a circle in the middle of the room and the game starts out a little slow. Though it quickly turns out heated when Irene dares Lisa to dirty-talk to Jungkook and get him worked up before cutting him off-which is funny and gross at the same time-and then Chaeyoung is nearly in tears when she has to suck on Irene's big toe, Jennie performs a hilarious strip tease to the beat of 'I'm bringing sexy back' that sends them laughing hysterically and Irene walks outside in her underwear much to the delight of her pervy neighbor.

"Truth or dare, Jen?" Irene asks when it's Jennie's turn again and Jennie groans because Irene is positively evil, but the thing is, Jennie considers herself the dare queen-at least in their group of friends-and she's fucking shameless so she never backs down from a dare.