What do you say when someone asks Liam's name?
-Helium
Guess who's back...
-Nickel
What killed Jack, but not Rose?
-Titanium
What do surfer chemist say?
-Radium
What would men call their own language?
-Manganese
What do you say when you kicked them out?
-Iridium
Have you ever had to deal with depression?
-No, but I sure have dealt with some Dysprosium.
Who was Hitler's doctor for the twins?
-Mendelevium
What do chemist say when they win the Nobel Prize?
-Is this trophy made out of Nobelium?
What's a mix between a cyborg and a sea monster?
-Seaborgium
What do you tell the actor for the Tin Man?
-Actinium
What do you tell Cal when he needs to see someone?
-Calcium
What do you call European chemists?
-Europium
What do you nickname the lead singer of a chemistry band?
-Pb
When someone text me "K":
-Potassium has the atomic number 19 and a mass number of 39.098.
When you try to sound fancy at a restaurant:
-Iodine
I have a stock of Cd in my lab.
-"CD's?"
No, Cadmium.
Ugh, I can't Stannum.
May I be Francium with you?
His alimony is the Antimony.
-(Chemist on the stand bickering with his ex.)
Do you have any As?
-"Was that a typo?"
No, an element.
What does Jack Sparrow always have at a party?
Cuprum
That's some nice Plumbum.
-"Excuse me."
The lead in your pencil...
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Depression Is My Kryptonite
PuisiA jumble of extremely depressing poems written by me. And ramblings that feature mood swings every other second. Oh well.
