Yeah, so I'm a high schooler and you hear the weirdest things there. Believe me, you won't know until you get there. Oh and also there's this boy that I keep walking by and he said his favourite subject is science so now I just think of him as you know who.
I got the idea from SmyPonies.
(I combined all of the editions as of April 29th)
Varian: "We're in a cult now let's drink purple kool-aid."
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Eugene: "You can't do a better death drop than me!"
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Cassandra: "Is selling children on Ebay illegal?"
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Shorty: "My uncle had an affair with Ronald McDonald."
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Eugene: "If I could replace my parents with any two people it would be Danny DeVito and Micheal Jordan."
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I have no clue: "Who's sexier Tom Cruise or Paul Blart?"
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Rapunzel: (testing out a new greeting) "Wad Juice Hey Abribaderchee!"
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Vex: "The woman is old and frail and the library is old and creepy. The old woman is definitely going to die."
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Rapunzel: "Quick! The blankets!"
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Rapunzel: "Do you think your (father) will hang your test on the fridge?"
Varian: "No (he'll) hang me on the fridge."
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Cassandra: *has sword*
Eugene: "You fool! You brought a sword to a toilet paper roll fight!"
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existential crisis (where do we come from)
Varian: "There's got to be some logical explanation!"
Eugene: "It's clearly God."
Varian: "What if the first people will themselves into existence? Wait, that's not right, they wouldn't exist so how can they will themselves to exist if they haven't existed!?"
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Cassandra: Judging is fun.
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Varian: What if an orphanage is a dog kennel and if kids didn't get adopted in time they'd kill them.
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Rapunzel: I heard that all of you were amazing.
Eugene: No you heard that I was amazing and I always am
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Shorty: We played hide and seek and I broke a beer bottle.
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Fanfiction💬 ⌗ ;; ┊𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 ⋆.ೃ ࿔ *: ･ 𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 ! ❝ i am varian !- ❞ 〢📞 ⋆·˚ ❪ varian x reader ❫ ❪ i do not own the characters! ❫ ART IS NOT MINE!!! THIS IS SO OLD AND CRINGEY!!
