Sanscest oneshots (TEMP DISCONTINUED)

~•14k (and new years) Special•~

STUPID SCENARIOS WOOO

Cross: *with a perfectly straight face* Have you ever thought about life? The fact that we only live to die, makes the purpose of life dying. Every choice we make won't do anything in the long run, because at the end of the day, our lives will come to a close and we will never rise again. Even if we have kids, they will eventually die too, as does everything else. Nothing lives forever, but if we have a purpose, why do we die? The moment we die, have we fulfilled that purpose? Is our real purpose death? Is it? That we will never know.

Dust: For somebody that doesn't talk much.. that was deep.

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Ink: When did he become your boyfriend?
PJ: Yesterday
Ink: How?
Fresh: He told me I was good at skateboarding and his virginity went out the window the same night

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Cross: Are you guys doing anything?
Horror: No
Lust: No
Dust: No
Killer: No
Cross: Then explain the satanic circle made from chips on the floor

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Nightmare: WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD?!
Horror and Dust: *through a mouthful of assorted food* We don't know

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Killer: *vacuuming* Whoops, missed a spot.
Dust: What are you doing?
Killer: *Vacuums Dust*

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Ink: *gives lust two pieces of wood in a cross formation*
Dust: What's that for?
Lust: Apparently I need saving

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Nightmare: None of us can fit through that gap...
Everyone: *looks at Lust*
Lust: What are you staring at me for?

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Ink: Error I need more paint.
Error: I bought you 70 TUBES LAST MONTH

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Dust, sticking his hand out the window: The fuck is this white shit?
Lust: It's c--
Cross: *covering Lusts mouth* Don't even think about it

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Fell: Skeletons are either extremely passive or extremely aggressive to each other. Never neutural...
Cross:...
Fell: Unless you're Cross, then you're neutral.

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Pallete: Would any of you mind explaining.. THIS?! *pulls a sheet off a crow*
Blueprint: Yea. It's a crow.
Moku: It's a crow
Goth: ..Dad wtf I've told you about this

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Geno: *pissed off* Tell me why--
Reaper: *singing* Ain't nothing but a heartache!
Geno: Okay but can you please tell me why--
Fresh: *singing* ain't nothing but a mistake tell ME WHY!!
Reaper: *joining in* I never wanna hear you say--
Both: I WANT IT THAT WAY!!

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Lust: People fear what they don't understand
Dust: Is that why people are scared of you?

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Horror: Did you get your wisdom teeth removed?
Dust: No
Horror: So you're smart?
Dust: Also no

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Horror: Fuck you
Lust: ...
Horror: Literally
Lust: Oh okay then

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Dust: *gets a new jacket*
Horror: Do you like it?
Dust: This is the warmest thing I've ever worn in my life.

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Bad guys: *reading a post that says they have the power to make their dicks glow like glowsticks*
Cross: Next time we meet, we need to get into a circle and..
Dust: Crack each others dicks?
Lust: Have a rave
Killer: That's definitely the kind of mental image I need.. Want
Horror: Someones got a real hoggo

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Blue: Roses are red
Ink: This is unholy
Error: I should probably admit I ate 9 cans of ravioli

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Dream: How do you punish a dog?
Fell Pallete: FLASHBANG HIM

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Reaper: Inside each of us are two wolves...
Everyone around him: ???
Reaper: One is gay. The other is gay.
Reaper: You are gay.