ONE-SHOTS (YouTubers x Reader)

Agents {Jack x Reader}

Kingsman Crossover!!! If you haven't seen the movie Kingsman, you live under a sad rock... But seriously I totally recommend of you like the action/spy kind of movies. It's really good. In this one-shot, you and Jack are recruits (In between the two movies) because they would have to replace the agent that took Arthur's job, and are roughly 23 years old. I know it isn't chronologically correct, but we are going back to colored hair. Please don't attack me for doing the colored hair thing, I doubt most of you will, but if this applies to you please refrain. It's my writing, and I can put things in here without it being some kinds of protest. So yeah, anyways, enjoy!

(Y/n) P.O.V.

I stare at my brother, Eggsy, in disbelief. "You're like a spy of something?" I ask. He just beat up our horrible step dad, coming back after being gone for months. And he wanted to recruit me as well. Walking with him towards a tailor shop, I ask him questions. "What, we just leave mum alone? Is this where you've been? Did you stop that genocide? Is that how you beat Dean's ass? Why do you want me? You're usually against me walking alone at night, let alone an agency?" I whisper shout to him to avoid eavesdroppers. "(Y/n), calm down. Mum will be fine, with Dean gone now, yes that's where I was, yes I stopped Valentine, and I want you because I know you can do this. (Y/n), I love you, and I want to protect you, but I also know that this could be something great for you. So, will you take this opportunity?" Eggsy asks. I nod, and he smiles. "Good."

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"Good luck." Eggsy shoves me lightly into a room with seven other people. All of these kids look like the kind of kids that grew up from posh, snobby, families except one. There is one kid, one from the posh kids, that seems very attractive. He has bright green hair, and crystal blue eyes. "Fall in." A Scottish accent shouts, getting everyone's attention. "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Percival. Can anybody tell me what this is?" He holds up a wrapped plastic bag, the other recruits put up their hands and Merlin points to one of them. "Yes?" Merlin asks. "Body bag, sir." The recruit answers. what did Eggsy just sign me up for? "Correct. Felix, isn't it?" The recruit nods. "Yes, sir." "Good. In a moment, you will each collect a body bag. You will write your name on that bag. You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag. This represents your acknowledgment of the risks that you're about to face as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality. Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you and your next of kin being in that bag. Is that understood?"

Well, this shit just got real. I'm okay with that though, I want to prove to myself, and my brother, that I can do this. "Excellent. Fall out." I decide to introduce myself to the kid who looks like me, the street kid. "I'm (Y/n). What's your name?" The boy shakes my hand. He has bright red hair, but it looks nice. "Mark." He responds. Three other kids walk up to us, one of which being the recruit, Felix, that answered Merlin's question, and another being the boy with green hair. "I'm Ethan!" One with blue hair introduces with enthusiasm. "Is colored hair a common thing now, or...?" I joke, shaking his hand. "I'm Jack, and apparently so." Greenie introduces. My heart flutters a little at his Irish accented voice. "(Y/n)." I also shake hands with Felix, who give a polite smile and nod. "Felix." "I knew that." I say, making him chuckle. The two last candidates walk up to us. One girl and one boy. I can already tell they are the rich jerks. They walk like the own the place, and sneer when they look at me and Mark. "Who in the bloody hell thought you two would make it here?" The blonde girl sneers at me and Mark. "Commoners can do a hell of a lot more then you." I state, venom laced in my voice. "Ellie." She introduces sweetly to Jack. I get a jealous feeling. It's strange, I barely know him. "Hunter." The redhead introduces. "You should't hang around trash like them." He adds. that's it! I stand to lunge at him, but am grabbed around the waist by Jack. "You want to fucking go, bruv? I don't need a sliver spoon up my arse to beat the bloody shit out of you!"

Eggsy P.O.V.

I stand on the other side of the two way mirror with Merlin, watching the recruits interact. "She is definitely related to you." Merlin notes when she lunges at the prick poking fun at her and the red haired kid. I smile proudly, but it drops when I realize that the green haired kid is holding her waist. "I don't like him." I state. "Hunter?" Merlin asks, referring to the posh kid. "No. Him." I say vehemently, pointing at the kid with green hair. "Jack? Why? Because he's holding on to your sister?" Merlin asks, amused. I growl in annoyance. "Not funny, bruv." He shrugs. "Sure."

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(Y/n) P.O.V.

I wake up to cold water. Not thrown in my face, but filling the room. "Fuck!" I shout. "Alright, no one panic. Listen to me. Stay calm. Fuck." Felix tries, but fails, to not panic. I advert my eyes from Jack's bare chest making him look fucking hot, and help everyone else look around for help. It was the middle of the night. We had been sleeping. "Loo snorkels, loo snorkels!" Ethan goes on about. "What?" I ask, confused, but am ignored for obvious reasons. "Shower heads!" Ellie shouts. "Shower heads?!" I ask. "She's right. Go! Fucking go!" Hunter shouts. Everyone swims towards the shower heads. "Hey, hang about, what's going on?" I ask. Jack grabs my hand. "I'll explain later, everyone to the shower heads." I take a final breath before the room is completely filled. We make sure everyone was accounted for, and together at the new;y made snorkels. Only, I'm trying to get the door to budge, but it won't. I look for an escape route, and notice the mirror. A two way mirror. I've seen enough in interrogation rooms. I start to swim away from the snorkel, but am grabbed my a hand. Jack's hand. He looks at me in worry, trying to get me to take the snorkel, but I instead point to he mirror, and make a punching motion. He nods, and swims over with me to help. My lungs burn in a need for oxygen. We punch the mirror a few times before it breaks. We all fall into a new room, coughing up water.

"Congratulations on completing your first task. Ethan, Ellie, well done. For those of you who are still confused, if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet, you have an unlimited air supply. Simple physics, worth remembering. (Y/n), Jack, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror." I simply nod, still making hasty breaths of air. "Probably seen enough of them." I hear Hunter say. I try to sit up to make a witty remark, but fall back, coughing up water again. Immediately, two faces are by my side. Eggsy and Jack. "Are you alright, (Y/n)?" Jack's Irish accented voice asks. I nod. I see Eggsy glare at Jack. "I can handle taking care of my sister without your help." Eggsy says curtly. "shut up, Eggsy." I sigh. Jack looks a bit afraid though, and sits back. Eggsy helps me sit up, and once I'm up I kick Hunter's shin. Merlin nods in amusement before speaking again. "I'm impressed. Teamwork is a vital part of Kingsman, and you made sure everyone was together. Get a good night's sleep everyone." Merlin then leaves the room. "I was before this." I mumble, making Eggsy laughs a little. "Will you be alright?" Eggsy asks. I nod. "Worse case, Jack can help." I say, mostly to tease him, but I see jack brighten a little at this. Eggsy just gets angry, muttering something about dumb boys while he leaves. 

Jack is suddenly by my side. "Need any help?" I shake my head, shaking water from my hair. "The agent is your brother? I bet she is getting special help, that's how she knew." Ellie's high pitched voice shrieks. "Leave her alone, you fuckers." Jack defends. I can't help but blush that this interaction. Ellie huffs, and walks stomp back to our wet beds. "Thanks Jack." I kiss his cheek in appreciation, feeling a burst of confidence. I've never been good at all the lovey stuff. I see Jack become a blushing mess. "I-Uh-um-brother-you-wha-uh." I chuckle. "Words Jack." I say. "Uh, your welcome." I laugh a little, and start to walk away, but he grabs my wrist. I pulls me back, then dips me into a kiss. It's amazing, it's soft, it's sweet. I love it. "Sorry, I know we just met today, but..." I cut him off. "it's okay... I like it." And with that I kissed his cheek once again, and we both went to bed, preparing for the road ahead.