This was originally a collection of one shots with either Mark (Markiplier) or Jack (Jacksepticeye), but I'm changing it to have other YouTubers as well as them, so the first 20 chapters are just Jack and Mark. After that will be variety. It will st...
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I just want to say go religious people that this chapter mentions Jesus in a manner that I could see seeming like I'm mocking your religion. I promise that's not the intention, and only meant for a joke. However, I still understand if you'd rather not read it anyways.
(Y/n) P.O.V.
I casually ride along in the barren desert on my cat-raptor. We were searching desperately for a water source. I lick my cracked lips as if reminding myself of my parched state. My cat-raptor, Tygo, can go longer without water then I can, thankfully, but will still need it in this blistering heat. I can already see where some of his scales have started to burn. I can only provide so much shade for him.
"Why are you out here?" A voice asks. I turn towards where the noise came from, using the reins to stop Tygo. Whipping my head in each direction, I see no one. I guess it was a mirage and face forward again, only to see a man standing in front of me. His brown hair and beard is long and full, and he's dressed in white robes and sandals. I find it odd he's out here alone, with nothing on his person.
"Why are you out here?" He asks again. I find myself with no answer other then, "I can't remember anything." He nods, looking away from me. Tygo is antsy, so I scratch his cat head. "This may be a long shot, but do you have any water you could spare?" Suddenly he has a bag. My face scrunches up in confusion. He pulls out a peanut from the bag.
Without a word he throws it at me. It bounces off my face. It didn't hurt, but it's enough to surprise me. "Jesus Christ, what was that for?" I ask angrily. The man looks taken aback. "You have used my name in vain, and this shall be your punishment." He continues to grab peanuts from the bag and throw them at me. "Ow! Stop! What the hell?" I turn Tygo away, making him run from the man. However, he follows us, a seemingly neverending stream of peanuts attacking us.
"Taste my 5000 peanut fury!" He shouts as a huge wave of peanuts lands on me from over head, knocking me off Tygo and crushing me.
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I wake with a start, falling off the couch with a thud. "Ah fuck!" I growl. "Jesus, (Y/n), are you alright?" Ethan asks with concern. However, I only respond, "Don't say his name!" Ethan tilts his head. "Um, ok... why not?" He ask as he helps me off the floor. "The peanuts, man. You're allergic! Be careful of the peanuts!" I warn. Ethan laughs. I scowl. "Weird dream? What was it?" I think back to how fucking weird it would sound, and decide it's probably a dream that should just stay in my head. "I can't remember anything."
