Requested by @lonelypotato159
Kingsman Crossover!!!
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(Y/n) P.O.V.
It had come down to the final candidates which were me, Jack, and Mark. Mark and I had grown to be good friends while Jack and I had a not-so-secret secret relationship. Felix, Ethan, and Hunter were lost in the test where we jumped out of a place and had to skydive into a targeted area. Hunter panicked when we were told one of us didn't have a parachute, and opened his too early, causing him to be on Merlins radar. Meanwhile Felix and and Ethan did not land in the target. During that test, we paired off so that each team of two had someone to grab onto if they didn't have the parachute. Jack and I teamed together, and it got down to the two of us left. One us didn't have the parachute. I made Jack pull his chute first, because he was already freaking from his fear of heights, and his parachute came out. Terrified, I had gripped onto him tightly so I didn't fall. We landed in the target. Turned out we all had parachutes later on because when I confronted Merlin about why me, he told me to stop acting like my brother and pulled my parachute string. It popped out and made me fall back. Jack laughed, but helped me up that day. Later on Eggsy told me he had done the same thing when I asked why Merlin said that.
And the test after that we thought the test was to get information out of a targeted person, but an undercover agent drugged us and we were tied to train tracks. The undercover agents asked us questions about other agents and Kingsman for information to save our lives. Turns out that was the real test because the train tracks were set up to keep us out of harms way by lowering us beneath the oncoming train. Jack, Mark, and and I didn't say a word about Kingsman, but Ellie squealed like a pig, and she was gone. After that test Jack kissed me passionately. The undercover agent had told us he killed the others, so I was just as relieved as he was to see it was a test and he was alive. Eggsy shoved Jack away a little, being his brotherly self again, but I flipped him the bird and kissed Jack again. That day was a good day.
Today, I was to meet with Eggsy in private. Mark and Jack were to meet with their trainers as well. "I'll see you later, Jack. I have to go meet with mentor." I say jokingly. He nods. "Me too." He kisses my cheek, and walks out, his dog following him. On our first day, we were each given a puppy to raise and train as a companion and as what I assume was a test to see our teaching skill. My dog was a beautiful Dalmatian named Bubba. I loved him to pieces, having raised him and all. I whistle for Bubba so he'll follow me. I find Eggsy in an open room. A grand window lets plenty of light stream into the large room. Eggsy stands by an unlit fireplace. I join him, a small smile on my face. "Hello Eggsy." I say. I was never quite formal with him, since he is my brother first to me, but I still was to the other agents. He found it irritating though. "You're really coming along, (Y/n). I didn't doubt you for a second." He says.
"Good. We both know that would have been a mistake." He chuckles. "I wish Harry could have met you." He says. "Harry?" "He was the agent that proposed me as a candidate. He's the reason we're both here. He's dead now, but he taught me a lot. He even knew Dad." Eggsy replies. I make a small intake of breath. My father died when we were kids. "Dad was an agent?" "Yeah. Funny isn't it?" I nod, bewildered. "Following in his footsteps... I would've like to meet Harry. He sure did turn you around." I joke. He nods. "Yes, he did. I'm grateful for it. I want that chance for you, so here goes." He hands me a gun. "This is a loaded weapon...shoot the dog." Stunned, I stare at him. "What?" I ask, anger and surprise in my voice. "You heard me." He aces his hand dismissively at Bubba. I frown, saddened and pained as I point the gun at my dog. His brown eyes stare at me curiously. Me hand shakes and trembles. I can't do this...
I lower the gun, and shove it into Eggsy's hand. His expression is pained. "This is fucked, I'm not shooting him. I'm done." I say the last sentence in a whisper, and rush out of the manor with Bubba at my heels. Once outside on the steps, and sit, and take a breather a moment later a fuming Jack walks outside. "Jack..." He looks at me. "I couldn't do it." He says. "I couldn't either." "That's so fucked." He says I nod, agreeing. "There is something good here though." I point out. "We can be together without regulations breathing down our necks." Relationships were frowned upon in this work, and they tried minimally to stop them. Jack smiles and pecks my lips. "You're right. We could get an apartment together, and watch our dogs play together, and get normal jobs that we complain to each other about at night, and-" I cut him off. "I love you." I say. He looks overjoyed. "I love you too, (Y/n), so much." He cups my face and kisses me deeply. I curse oxygen for needed to pull away. Not even a minute later Eggsy walks out of the manor.
"I'm sorry, but that was the test." "That was fucked, Eggsy, how could you knowingly put my in that spot." "It was a blank." He answers, still looking apologetic. I frown. "Well...I'm sorry I didn't pass then. But maybe this just wasn't for me. Thank you for the opportunity, Eggsy." He looks relieved at my forgiving attitude. "I'm sorry. If it helps, I didn't pull the trigger either." "What? The. How did you-" "Long story." He says. He looks at Me and Jacks intertwined hands. He glares a little at Jack, but before he can say something, I ask another question. "Did Mark shoot?" Eggsy nods. He's the newest agent, but is busy crying into his dogs fur and apologizing." Eggsy says with an amused smile. I laugh. "Tell him I'm sorry I didn't stick around. He was a good friend. Jack and I will be on our way." I say to Eggsy, giving my brother a quick hug. "I will. See ya around." I nod, and hold Jacks hand again. "We're not agents, but let's go on to our new life." I say. He nods. "Couldn't agree more."
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It's been a few months when I hear a knock at the door of our shared apartment. It's like 4 in the fucking morning, so I groan as the knocking continues. Jack and I had fallen asleep on the couch watching movies since we didn't work tomorrow. I quietly and carefully untangle myself from Jacks arms, and go to open the door. It's Eggsy and Merlin, both looking like a mess. "What the hell?" I ask in a very tired, very confused voice. "I know it's late, but this is important." Eggsy says. "Oh gee, come right in." I say sarcastically, but let him in. I turn on a few lights and shake Jack to wake him. "Babe, you need to wake up." He groans, but opens his eyes. "Well hello beautiful." He says tiredly. "Merlin and Eggsy are here. It's urgent." He nods and sits up. "Someone is out for Kingsman. They bombed the Kingsman facility and homes. Eggsy and I are the only survivors." Merlin reports. Tears spring to my eyes. "Oh god...Mark...he..." Eggsy nods. "Brandon was in my house dog sitting for me." Eggsy says guiltily. Brandon was a close of his. I immediately wrap him in a tight hug. "Why come to us?" Jack asks.
"We need help. You two are are both qualified, informed of the agency, and trustable. We know where we need to go. There's a similar agency in America that we need to find. So, will you help us?" Merlin asks. I look at Jack, and take his hand. "Guess we're agents after all." I say solemnly. He nods. "We're in."
Gaaaaaah this was so fun. I 👏 fucking 👏 love 👏 Kingsman.
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