You have no clue how badly I wanted to make this a Mark oneshot to keep the pattern going....
Anyways, this is based off the Unus Annus video where they were 'judging' female beauty. You're a theorist YouTuber in this one.
(Y/n) P.O.V.
I watch YouTube as I'm editing. I end up on an Unus Annus video titled 'Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty.' I watch the channel because, unknown to people, I'm Marks sister, and not to mention my not so secret crush on Ethan. He's said that he has a sister, but never uses my name by my request. I also have use a fake last name on YouTube so people don't know. Didn't really want his fame, you know? They only people who know besides direct family was Amy and Tyler. Anyways, I don't always stay up to date (l I e S). When this video came out, I had people telling me to go watch it in comments and on social media. I guess now I'll figure out why. A little while into the video, Ethan asks Mark who jumps out to him as attractive. When Mark doesn't come up with an answer, Ethan answers himself. "(Y/n) (L/n). Do you know her?"
I start blushing for two reasons. One, I had expressed my love for him and his channel (and s p e n c e r) many times in my videos, not flat out saying anything but enough to seem obsessed (I can hear my friends come up to out me- lmao sorry). Two, he thinks I'm, at the very least, attractive. Ethan puts my channel name into Google, and I see the look of recognition in Marks eyes. It makes me chuckle a little. "So a clip of one her videos was sent to me by a friends because she was talking about me, and then I ended up watching more. I think she's a genuinely beautiful person because she just lets her personality shine through her and she holds herself so confidently when she talks about a theory of hers." I'm sure I'm redder then a tomato now. I always spoke more confidently when talking about a theory because they were something I was sure about after all the work put into them.
"Yeah, the theories is basically the one thing she's confident about." Mark speaks my thoughts. "Aww, thanks for calling me out, Mark." I whisper sarcastically to myself. "What makes you say that?" Ethan questions. Mark makes a 'oh shit, I fucked up' face. "Uh, body language and...logic?" Wow. Real smooth. "Have you met her? I'm jealous." Ethan jokes. I start to realize that this could get into very dangerous territory. Mark s what you call a protective brother. "Okay, shut up, let's move on." Mark insists, trying to make it come off as a joke. Shits gonna hit the fan... Ethan looks devious as he purposely tries to push Marks buttons, not realizing what he's really saying. "I'm just saying, she's gorgeous. I think you're just jealous because she clearly like me better."
"Okay dude, shut up." Marks voice is less joking now. Well this ensues I look at the comment to see what's going on there. Any comments dealing with this argument are either shipping me and Ethan, or coming up with crazy ideas as to why Mark is getting so defensive. "Okay, fine, we can move on." Ethan finally concedes. I finish out the video before deciding to text Mark.
LittleSmartAss: hey did you know I have two guys fighting over me? Ones pretty hot but the other is this kinda gross korean motherfucker
BigDumbAss: so funny I forgot to laugh
LittleSmartAss: any longer and you would have told him. You would have burst it out for the world to know. Get 👏 your 👏 an 👏 ger 👏 to 👏 ge 👏 ther!
BigDumbAss: yeah, about that, I was still pissed after recording, so I told him
LittleSmartAss: what...the...F U C K
BigDumbAss: I'm sorry, but he promised he wouldnt say anything
LittleSmartAss: ...does he wanna meet me?
BigDumbAss: yes
LittleSmartAss: what did you say
BigDumbAss: no
LittleSmartAss: it's a good thing I'm an ADULT with the ability to make MY OWN DECISIONS :)
BigDumbAss: (Y/n)...don't
LittleSmartAss: too late ;)
I go to Twitter and tweet out the Ethan.
'@ CrankGamePlays .....let's chat c:
There, take my shitty chapter XD
I can't decide if I hate this or not.
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ONE-SHOTS (YouTubers x Reader)
FanfictionThis was originally a collection of one shots with either Mark (Markiplier) or Jack (Jacksepticeye), but I'm changing it to have other YouTubers as well as them, so the first 20 chapters are just Jack and Mark. After that will be variety. It will st...