Here is Part 5:
Natsu: Are we going to get to Hargeon by train?
Me: *nods*
Natsu: UGH! MAIA! YOU KNOW I CAN'T HANDLE TRANSPORTATION!
Me: I understand...but you can lie on my lap or I can knock you out.
Natsu: I'd rather lie on your lap.
Me: Ok, then lay down.
Natsu: *lies down on Maia*
Me: *starts caressing Natsu*
Gray: Is he falling asleep?
Me: *nods* He needs to so he doesn't puke.
Gray: Obviously...
Me: Lemme guess, Erza would just knock him out right?
Gray: You're pretty much spot on.
Me: I can read your mind, you know.
Gray: *shocked* Really?
Me: *starts to laugh hysterically* I didn't realize you were so easy to trick.
Gray: Why did you do that then?
Me: I'm just the comedian.
Gray: What's a joke that I can laugh at?
Me: I got one...
Gray: Go for it.
Me: Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Gray: What kind of party?
Me: That's not part of the answer.
Gray: Ok, hmmm
Me: Give up?
Gray: Yeah...
Me: Because he was a fungi
Gray: *laughs hysterically*
Me: See, I can make anyone laugh.
Gray: I can say that you can do it with ease.
Erza: What's so funny?
Gray: Just a joke that Maia told me.
Erza: What's the joke?
Gray: Mind if I tell her?
Me: *shakes head*
Gray: Ok, why did the mushroom go to the party?
Erza: Hmmmm, because he likes to be fun?
Gray: No, because he was a fungi.
Erza: I don't get it.
Gray: You don't understand any jokes.
Erza: Explain the point.
Gray: Well, mushrooms are part of a food group called fungi.
Erza: And?
Gray: It's meant to say that he was a fun guy. Get it?
Erza: Ohhh!
Gray: Yeah.
Erza: That's good.
Me: We have arrived at Port Hargeon.
Natsu: I am so fired up...
Me: Let's go find a boat to take us there.
Gray/Erza: *nods*
Natsu: MaiaBee doesn't own Fairy Tail
Lucy: Can we not ride another thing of transportation?
Me: Deal with it, Luce.
Lucy: *sighs* Ok.
Me: Sayõnara Minna!
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