Ken Doesn't Know About The Shoplifting Incident

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Benjamin: *watching Real Housewives Of New Jersey*

Ken: Someone shoplifted at Price Chopper, yesterday.

Benjamin: *pretending not to know* Who?

Ken: I don't know, but I am sure the person got caught. Stole a bag of Doritos.

Benjamin: Wow.

Ken: Cooler Ranch.

Benjamin: Uh, yeah. *laughs uneasily*


This story was written on Saturday, October 10th, 2020.

A/N Benjamin will eventually be caught! Crime doesn't pay! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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