Snake In The Supermarket

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Lady: *screams* SNAKE!!!!!

Snake: *on the floor by the cereal*

Lady: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Supermarket Employee: Calm down, woman! I hate when people scream like that!

Ramenking_Tostadas: Holy frejoles! A snake!! *gets out a knife and kills the snake* The snake is dead!!

Lady: Thank you so much!! I hate snakes!

Ramenking_Tostadas: De nada, mi amiga!

Supermarket Employee: Just how did a snake get in here, anyway?

Benjamin: No, my snake! I mean! The snake!

Girl: It was him! Get him!!!!

Benjamin: *runs out of the supermarket*

Customers: *run after Benjamin*

linda0244: This is exactly what I'm talking about! We have to kill this jerk!

Ramenking_Tostadas: Fear not, amiga! His day will come, soon!


This story was written on Sunday, October 18th, 2020.

A/N Of all low down, dirty tricks!!! Die, Benjamin!!! 😡 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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