Ken: Benjamin, time for dinner!
Benjamin: Okay! *sits down at the table*
Ken: I cooked baked ziti with Italian sausage!
Me: Yummy! Thanks for inviting us over to dinner, Ken!
Lake247: Yeah, like thanks, and whatever.
Ken: Don't mention it!
Iris: *eating* Delicious!
Margaret: *eating* I second that!
Lake247: Man, this baked ziti is fantastic! Dude, you are absolutely the best chef, I ever met! Not gonna lie!
Ken: Thank you, kindly!
Lake247: Yes, sir, this is fantastic! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Me: *eating* This is delicious!
Benjamin: *drinks some Dr. Pepper, and belches out loud*
Ken: Excuse you!
Benjamin: Excuse me.
itz_author: Not impressed by your lack of table etiquette.
Benjamin: *reaches over for the parmesan cheese*
Ken: Benjamin, if you want some parmesan cheese, ask someone to hand it to you!
Benjamin: Melissa, can you pass me the cheese, please?
hopeslastdrop: Sure. *passes the parmesan cheese to Benjamin*
Benjamin: *takes it without saying thank you*
hopeslastdrop: You're welcome!
Lake247: Rude!
Benjamin: *eats his food, using his hands, instead of his fork*
Ken: Use your fork, Benjamin.
Benjamin: *ignores what Ken said, and eats his food, like a pig eats from a trough*
Ken: Benjamin, quit fooling around, and eat like a proper gentleman should!
Lake247: Like, dude! You need to like stop!
Benjamin: *chews with his mouth open*
Lake247: Dude, chew with your mouth closed, please! Yuck!
Kyle: Dude, you're being totally disgusting, right now!
Benjamin: *shows everyone his food in his mouth*
All Of Us: Ew!!!!!!
Ken: That's it, Benjamin! Go to your room!!! You don't know how to act appropriate at dinner, go!
Benjamin: *leaves the table, belches again, and goes to his room*
Lake247: Excuse me, I have to go vomit! *rushes to the bathroom*
Me: Benjamin is an idiot! I lost my appetite too!
hopeslastdrop: I concur, hun!
This story was written on Thursday, October 29th, 2020.
A/N Ew, gross!!!! Benjamin is gross!!!!! Ugh!!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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