Athenian Diner
Washington St (Middletown Plaza)
Middletown, Connecticut
Me: *eating pancakes for breakfast*
Man: *makes clown noises, and slurps his milk*
Me: *looks at him annoyed*
Man: Say, pal! Do you know that monkeys used to live in Russia? Like, the overall population was more monkey, than Russians!! *laughs all strangely*
Me: I'm trying to eat, if you don't mind. *drinking my orange juice*
Man: What did Dr. Wexber say this morning?
Me: Who?
Man: Dr. Wexber, the one that kisses cows every Monday night!
Mental Institution Men: *enter the diner*
Man: And, in 2023, these people are gonna hum!!!! *humming like a complete weirdo*
Mental Institution Men: *takes the man away*
Man: *still humming*
Me: Phew! That guy creeps me out! *continues eating my pancakes*
This story was written on Friday, November 6th, 2020.
A/N That man is so creepy! Silly, but mostly creepy! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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