Amy Is A Dimwit

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Amy: What is this? *holding an egg*

Me: Are you serious? That's an egg? Hello? You don't know what an egg looks like?

Amy: No.

HermioneGranger5117: Unbelievable! *coughs and uses her inhaler*

Amy: What's that you're using?

HermioneGranger5117: An inhaler! I have asthma.

Amy: Asthma?

HermioneGranger5117: Yes, do you even know what asthma is?

Amy: When you have trouble breathing?

hopeslastdrop: You figured that out already, Sherlock? I have asthma, too!

Amy: I don't have asthma. Do I?

Me: Do you have trouble breathing?

Amy: No.

Me: Then, you don't have asthma!

Amy: Okay.

HermioneGranger5117: You're not very smart.

Amy: Do you really have asthma?

HermioneGranger5117: Yes, okay?

Amy: Where is North Carolina?

linda0244: Are you that stupid? It's in the South!

Amy: The South?

linda0244: Forget it! Look at a map! I'm not gonna explain it to you!

Amy: Okay. What's a map?

linda0244: Shut up! Just shut up!




This story was written on Thursday, October 15th, 2020.

A/N Amy is so dumb!!! Enough said!! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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