cali: @mywonderfulgorlfriend🥰🥰🥰💞💞
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nevada: utah said we weren't allowed to kiss on the froggy chair anymore 😔
cali: but he kisses colo on the froggy chair all the time
oklahomo: we've all kissed on the froggy chair tbh
oklahomo: who the fuck changed my name
arkansas: what's wrong with stating the facts?
kansas: GABSVAKJAOA
iowa: illi!
illinois: w h a t ?
iowa: how come we haven't kissed on the froggy chair???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
illinois: because we have to wait until we're married to kiss on the froggy chair
illinois: unlike these reckless kids nowadays
oregon: why do we even have a froggy chair?
washington: florida robbed a daycare
florida: yeah, they told me they wouldn't give me extra gummy snacks 🙄🙄🙄 so i robbed them
florida: and then i saw the froggy chair and was like "oh louie and me can make out on this"
louisiana: but then utah took it away and hid it in his room
cali: we found it obviously
massachusetts:
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pennsylvania: W H E E Z E
pennsylvania:
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north carolina:
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ohio: the what house
south carolina: the seks house obvi 🙄
pennsylvania:
reply to illinois:
because we have to wait until we're married to kiss on the froggy chair
pennsylvania: wait so when are you getting married
pennsylvania: because it's my dying wish for everyone to kiss on the froggy chair
wyoming: that's a sad dying wish
pennsylvania: my life is sad, wy
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