colo: *dabs emotionally*
loui: florida
florida: holy shit
florida: wisconsin
wisconsin: holy shit
wisconsin: les go
loui, florida, and wisconsin have left the conversation
connecticut: huh
vermont: they're on some other shit
vermont: but a man has fallen for a man in lego city
utah: speaking of falling, west virginia is gripping onto my window sill and i'm debating her life
virginia: let her fall, i wanna see if i can catch her from my apartment
utah: what? no
nevada: ok
kansas: virginia don't you live in the apartment above utah's?
virginia: oops
pennsylvania: i got her
new hampshire: more lesbians?????🤯🤯
pennsylvania: no
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north dakota: why are me and south roommates?????
montana: no one wants to watch you two be dum
montana: remember the mount rushmore incident?
south dakota: that monument is the only thing that makes me relevant how am i supposed to not climb it??
minnesota: mr. america had to call like 13 rescue helicopters
ohio: OMG THEN FLORIDA WENT UP THERE AND EVERY STATE IN THIS COUNTRY ENDED UP ON TOP OF MOUNT RUSHMORE TOO
indiana: wasn't that the same day when illinois and iowa started dating?
illinois: yeah we had our first date on top of mount rushmore as massachusetts screamed profanities at the news reporters
hawaii: oh yeah i remember me and alaska watched it from the little tv in the restaurant
michigan: the restaurant???
hawaii has left the conversation
alaska has left the conversation
rhode island: istg the next time we expose a relationship the people in that relationship better not leave dramatically like omg
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
