wyoming: HOW DID I END UP ON THE FNAF SIDE OF WATTPAD WHAT
south dakota: wyoming is a furry confirmed
north dakota: damn 💔
wyoming: IM NIY A FURRY I JUST MADE ONE WROBG CLICK
idaho: #emotional
wyoming: IDAHO I WILL WAKE UP MONTANA JUST SO I CAN PUNCH YOU ISTG
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cali: everyone back on the yacht we're going back
connecticut: why??
washington: some french dude started catching feelings
nevada: >:(((((
washington: so now nevada is going to ruin the whole trip
nevada removed cali from the chat
arkansas: if my s/o kicked me out of a group chat i'd leave them smh
kansas: ikr
nevada: i need to woo cali while we're still in paris
utah: she got complimented by one guy, nevi
nevada: HE GAVE HER A ROSE
nevada: SO NOW I HAVE TO WOO HER WITH A ROSE X100000
new mexico: shouldn't be that hard, we are in the country of love after all
arizona: EIFFEL TOWER????
new mexico: NO I WAS THINKING A FANCY RESTAURANT
arizona: RESERVATION MADE FOR EIFFEL TOWER DATE AND SIGHTSEEING ON TOP
arizona: NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED UP THERE TOO
minnesota: it took him 7 seconds to do this
nevada: ok good talk everyone, i didn't even have to do anything
YOU ARE READING
states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
