georgia: tongue?
mississippi: no just little pecks
oklahoma: oh i see them
oklahoma: i also see florida hanging from the chandelier
rhode island: rusame is canon 😳
texas: should i shoot him
kansas: russia or america?
texas: both of them
north carolina: no
north carolina: also why is florida kissing lou on the chandelier
alaska: lol gay
north dakota: alaska you are the gayest of the gay
hawaii: he is gay lord™
Today 8:47
nebraska: this party is boring let's talk about something
maryland: i love it when the two sides of the love triangle get together
montana: same
colorado: ooo when they're fighting over the person in the middle and they realize 'oh shit, i'm actually in love with them???????🤭🤯😳'
maryland: Y E S
delaware: oh god cali just pushed someone off the stage and is now screaming songs
rhode island: sHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS
nevada: FUCK
nevada: i gOTTA SNATCH MY GIRLFRIEND
south dakota: yoink
maine: zoinks
oregon: jinkies
alabama: jeepers
florida: ruh-roh
massachusetts: let's split up gang
tennessee: omfg pls stop
oklahoma: seriously you always do this
west virginia: oh cry me a table you two
tennessee: T-tHAT's NOT THE PHRASE AND YOU KNOW IT YOU FIEND
virginia: i wanna go home
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
