kentucky: happy pride month and summer break
alaska: we aren't in school anymore though?
kentucky: happy pride month
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wyoming: why are so many people coming to this wedding
idaho: aren't you supposed to be letting people into the wedding?
wyoming: yeah but that's boring
wyoming: so now i'm hiding in a bathroom stall
nebraska: omg
missouri: mississippi, go do wyoming's job
missouri: mississippi?
georgia: where is she?
nevada: oh, me and cali decided to make her the priest
kansas: iS SHE QUALIFIED TO DO THAT??
cali: not at all, but who else would we have gotten?
kansas: sigh
arkansas: wow, bottom move but alr
kansas: WHAT
florida: lion king music starts playing
louisiana: imagine getting called a bottom by your own sister
north carolina: ikr
south carolina: bottom
north carolina: gasp
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arizona: WAIT
arizona: NEITHER OF YOU HAD A BACHELOR PARTY
nevada: WHAT
nevada: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE
new mexico: we are not about to have your bachelor party at your wedding
colorado: unless
washington: i mean everyone is already here
oregon: might as well have a wedding bachelor party
montana: alr, everyone head out to town and get as many bachelor party materials as possible i guess.
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states do be texting doe 😳
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