texas: we're in the castle nerd
iowa: cool! i just told them you were coming
north carolina: WHAT
north carolina: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET SPY MISSION
indiana: i'm literally sitting at the dinner table
indiana: ???
delaware: both of you ask to go to the bathroom or smth
iowa: at the same time?
ohio: yeah, dumb
ohio: stupid
wyoming: what's up with you?
nebraska: he thought one of the castle guards was flirting with him but she was actually flirting with west virginia
west virginia: i'm just more attractive than half of you, it's time to face the facts
ohio: >:(((
tennessee: west virginia and castle guard said gay rights
kentucky: just in time for pride month too
pennsylvania: WAIT FUCK
pennsylvania: NEW YORK WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING US TO A PRIDE PARADE THIS MONTH BUT WE'RE ALL THE WAY IN EUROPE
new york: *laughs like supervillain* that was my plan
rhode island: gasp
connecticut: gasp
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illinois: is there a window in the bathroom??
indiana: yes
illinois: climb through it
iowa: omg, i'll break my bones
iowa: AGAIN
indiana: we are on the second floor
missouri: i'll catch you like in the movies
indiana: "missouri, my parents said i can't go to prom, they say you're a bad influence!"
missouri: "come on! no one will tell them, you only live once!"
indiana: *jumps*
missouri: *catches*
iowa: *they kiss*
missouri: "i got a limbo out front <3"
indiana: "oh, you shouldn't have!!" *blushes*
arkansas: wtf
kansas: we don't have time for cheesy teenage coming of age movie roleplay guys
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
