georgia: so al did you pay the workers to take care of the other people at the restaurant?
alabama: wait i thought you wanted me to give everyone the day off
mississippi: omg
mississippi: florida scare everyone away
florida: ok *pulls out fireworks*
south carolina: NOT THE ASTERISKS PLSHSHNSNSNNSJS
south carolina: wait he actually has fireworks
north carolina: oh lord he's aiming them at people
west 🅱️irginia: well now everyone is gone!
virginia: including alaska and hawaii btw
west 🅱️irginia: yeah there's a trap outside don't worry
montana: why are alaska and hawaii trapped under a net outside
montana added alaska and hawaii to the conversation
new hampshire: 👀👀👀👀
hawaii: so
hawaii: me and alaska have been dating for months now
washington: WTF WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE 1959
washington: HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE
hawaii: you all are very oblivious
alaska: we literally hold hands in front of all of you
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minnesota: our flight back got canceled so we have to stay here in hawaii
indiana: now we film a cliché summer break movie about ✨💕frneshipp💕✨
iowa: but we also need to get money to save the restaurant by joining the ✨💕serrthing cumpetetin💕✨
hawaii has left the conversation
alaska has left the conversation
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
