vermont: i'm so tired
new hampshire: where tf have you been?? we're planning a wedding
vermont: getting coffee, crimes, gay
connecticut: the three genders
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nebraska: we got the invitations out
ohio: invitations?? more like gayvitations
ohio: get it because cali and nevada are lesbians
minnesota just deleted two messages
wisconsin: damn, minnesota really woke up and chose no swag
ohio: he never has swag
kentucky: he has the opposite of swag
new york: gaws
west virginia: minnesota, you're so gaws 😕
maine changed the chatroom from "texas is a big bitch boy????" to "minnesota is gaws"
mississippi: i can't believe we kept that name for that long
georgia: i can
kansas: everyone should be here in a day or so, all we have to do it wait
south carolina: huh?
south carolina: oh yeah wedding
north carolina: wedding deez nuts 😎
wyoming removed north carolina from the chatroom
idaho: wy, what's up?
wyoming: dn jokes suck
montana: . . .
idaho: . . .
wyoming: . . . ?
idaho: SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS🥵🥵🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯
wyoming: ur mom
idaho: gasp
idaho: 👈👏👇🤏👎👐🤜🤌🏻🤌🏻☝️👉🤝🤚👇🤝🤌🏻🤌🏻👏👌👆👎👇☝️🖖🙌🖐👊👈🤘🤝👇🤝🤏👊✋👎👇👍👋👍
montana: w
montana: what
michigan: they've matched each other's power
michigan: i suggest we leave before it gets too violent y'know?
massachusetts: anime music starts playing
vermont: joJO SIWA?????!!!!!
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
