rhode island started a conversation with connecticut, hawaii, delaware, and 1 more
rhode island: liSTEN UP
rhode island: I AM GETTING TIRED OF THE BIGGEST STATES PICKING ON US
rhode island: colorado, new mex, arizona, montana, cali, alaska, and texas
hawaii: alaska never picks on us!
new jersey: yeah because he's in love with you, honey
delaware: the only time i agree with nj
new jersey: you don't deserve the same opinion as me
connecticut: yeah hawaii, u dense as hell
hawaii: i don't like this chat
rhode island: so i have an idea
rhode island: we stack on top of each other's shoulders, right???
connecticut: this is already a bad idea
hawaii: don't be so negative
hawaii: and then what do we do?
rhode island: WE ALL T-POSE AT ONCE
delaware: YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, THAT'LL NEVER WORK
rhode island: PLEASE, ONE LAST MISSION FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
new jersey: EVERYONE STOP RECREATING EVERY ACTION MOVIE EVER
hawaii: well if they're going, i'm going too
connecticut: woah, woah, woah, there's no way you're doing that
hawaii: :0
delaware: :0
rhode island: :0
new jersey: :0
connecticut: without me
Today 3:47PM
hawaii: HOW ARE WE SO SMALL
rhode island: ALL TOGETHER WE WERE ONLY 56,161 KILOMETERS
rhode island: WE WERE NOT IN ANYWAY CLOSE
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states do be texting doe 😳
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