new jersey: NHFIODAAIAAHWANEORHNA HGANZIFGSNOIFBPOUS
new york: shit
virginia: what?
vermont: did nj just die?
new hampshire: neat
new york: he's going through that thing where north and south jersey fight
new york: it usually stops when central jersey comes in between them
pennsylvania: why is nj screaming about taylor ham and pork roll
new york: he'll wear himself out
north carolina: how was your third date with london, yorkie?
new york: 😳👉👈
georgia: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
montana: spill the tea☕️
idaho: but don't actually because london will dump you on the spot for wasting tea
texas: yeah, he'll lose his shit
new york: he kissed my ✨ c h e e k ✨
kansas: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
west virginia: fucking finally
new york: but then the shitting uk came to pick him up and gave me the protective™ look
north dakota: what did you do???????????
new york: i flipped him off lol
delaware: i swear if you start the second revolutionary war we-
oklahoma: -will kick their asses
maryland: omg then new york x london will be forbidden romance on the battlefield 😍
virginia: babe not every relationship is a archive of our own tag
maryland: 🥰🔪
maryland: here's the thing, they are
maryland: new mexico and arizona are bad boy x jock, kentucky and texas are drunken confessions, and florida and louisiana are friends to lovers
colorado: well when you phrase it like that—
utah: no
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states do be texting doe 😳
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