yesterday 2:30PM
cali: so are all of you on your way to california?
kentucky: actually we're already here
west virginia: you ruined the surpriiiissseee
kentucky: we've been standing in front of her door for an hour and i'm hungry
west virginia: starve
today 4:20AM
colo: 420 blaze it
oklahoma: california literally woke us up at 1:00AM and is terrorizing all of us with makeovers and this is what you're texting
oklahoma: and where tf are you she's going insane
colo: oh i jumped out the window and i'm now running to the carnival
ohio: it starts at 5:00PM
montana: isn't that a bit late for a carnival?
nevada: nah fam, it's a late carnival.
nevada: there's gonna be lanterns, dancing under the starry sky when we blow the lanterns out, and maybe some drug dealers that i will probably talk to
maine: sounds groovy
south dakota: you guys better not let that angel of a human being get away with saying groovy
south dakota: i got absolutely thrown into the ground for cutting my finger and yelling something totally normal
north dakota: you yelled 'son of a hooey' and we all know that
missouri: yeah, who are you? any white 20s teenager?
south dakota left the conversation
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
