hawaii: alaska, i'm sorry for calling you gay lord a couple of chapters ago
alaska: it's fine, fedya
alaska: wait why is this chapter's name "fuck DC, all my homies hate DC"
new jersey: because he sucks
alabama: yeah
alaska: yeah
arizona: yeah
arkansas: yeah
california: yeah
colorado: yeah
connecticut: yeah
delaware: yeah
florida: yeah
georgia: yeah
hawaii: yeah
idaho: yeah
illinois: yeah
indiana: yeah
iowa: yeah
kansas: yeah
kentucky: yeah
louisiana: yeah
maine: yeah
maryland: yeah
massachusetts: yeah
michigan: yeah
minnesota: yeah
mississippi: yeah
missouri: yeah
montana: yeah
nebraska: yeah
nevada: yeah
new hampshire: yeah
new mexico: yeah
new york: yeah
north carolina: yeah
north dakota: yeah
ohio: yeah
oklahoma: yeah
oregon: yeah
pennsylvania: yeah
rhode island: yeah
south carolina: yeah
south dakota: yeah
tennessee: yeah
texas: yeah
utah: yeah
vermont: yeah
virginia: yeah
washington: yeah
west virginia: yeah
wisconsin: yeah
wyoming: yeah
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DC: don't you have valentine's day to celebrate?
illinois: we are, we're at walmart splurging on overpriced valentine's day candy
DC: then how did you all text "yeah" at the same time
nebraska: shut up u capitalized name lookin ass
DC: my username is how it's supposed to be capitalized
idaho: yee, but athetic
DC: aesthetic*
wyoming: wtf man, u spell correcting my girl's spelling?
DC: whatever
montana: woah okay teenage girl on tik tok losing an argument
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states do be texting doe 😳
Humor" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309 " " hello? this is jenny how may i help you? " " holy piss " (I'm not sure if this is Hetalia or Statehumans but ei...
